All right, should we get to our sexy story this week?

Ladies, gentlemen, you cannot unsuck that dick.

It was hot.

It was really quite something.

Do you like when someone else makes me moan?

Do not show up looking like you slept in your clothes, in your car.

There is nothing sexier than getting railed by two dudes at the same time.

I'll just say that.

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and click on the Cassidy Banner at the... that are coming up. We post our own events there. And if you want to try it free for an entire month,

all you have to do is go to front porchwingers.com and click on the Cassidy banner at the bottom of the homepage. When you do that, you're going to get all of Cassidy's features free for an entire month. Again, that's frontportswingers.com. Click on the Cassidy banner to get started for free today. So we actually took a vacation, people.

We did. the Cassidy Banner to get started for free today. So we actually took a vacation, people.

We did. We did take a vacation. We went to the happiest place on Earth, kind of sort of.

That's certainly what they marketed as. That's what they call it. I disagree vehemently.

It was, okay, pros and cons time.

Okay.

Pros, we actually fucking did it.

We took a completely just recreational travel time.

We did not work.

I would say you get a B plus on that one.

For the most part, you did not work.

You took a couple of work calls. Yeah, but at the airport. I did some emails at the airport. And in the mornings before we went to the park. And yeah, that was about it. Yeah. So you get a B plus, which is pretty good for you because usually you're a D minus on that. Yeah. I would have left my phone in the room, but, you know, we're fucking around in parks and Disney parks and I thought we should probably both have our phones.

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