We got a real banger for you today.

We are so grateful that Ted Cruz cut his vacation short to appear on today's program.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Ruflas.

Democrats are set to take control of the US Senate, House and the White House.

This look down as one of those progressive administrations in American history.

Guard willing, everything is on the table.

You now can pass things without a filibuster threat.

Oh, you regret this?

And you may regret it a lot sooner than you think.

You and I have a rendezvous with Destiny.

We'll preserve for our children this the last best hope of man on earth.

Or we'll sentence them to take the last step into a thousand years of darkness.

All right, fellas. This is this big one.

This is the big one.

Man, the hype around this episode has really been building.

Oh, and you know what? We even got a sponsor.

We're brought to you today by Americans for public trust.

We're getting big.

We're all grown up. We're all grown up now.

It turns out when you get hundreds of hundreds of thousands of people

that listen to you and people, they want to sponsor your program.

That's that's that's some good news.

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