Episode 389 - Heather Mills Fake Leg

Ross Patterson Revolution!

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🗓️ 15 July 2019

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Ross and Jessie discuss the possibility of Paul McCartney's ex-wife Heather Mills trying to sleep with Mick Jagger this weekend, commercials where Taylor Swift's music should go now that the catalogue is bought, Jeff Bezos divorce being finalized, what happened to the Doritos that made you crap your pants upon first bite, and why Ross is juiced the return of Supermarket Sweep. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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0:00.0	A ladies and gentlemen,
0:05.0	and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross
0:10.0	Patterson Revolution
0:15.0	brought to you by Ghost bed.
0:20.0	com dot com!
0:31.0	Three Slurpees today, James. It's 711, James.
0:32.0	It's 7-Eleven, James. Ooh, it's 7-Eleven Day.
0:35.0	Yeah, what the fuck is that?
0:38.0	Stupid.
0:39.0	I've never heard of this before.
0:41.0	It was this, is this this year? I think it's the era of every day has to be a day. A day now right? That's
0:48.0	how we get through life without killing ourselves right? Today's Donut Day.
0:52.0	Our Pet Your Dog Day. National Donut. Right today's donut day or pet your dog day
0:53.4	National donut day. Yeah.
0:55.8	Yeah.
0:56.8	Wash your dong off in a dishwasher day.
1:00.4	You know?
1:01.4	Yeah. That's what it's starting to feel like everybody's got to have a day yeah
1:05.6	this is my day to have freedoms in the bathtub day and I don't have to go to school.
1:13.0	Right, right.
1:15.0	And it's just, I don't have to go to community college day.
1:18.0	Like, I'm over your days, you know?
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