Hello!

Hello!

Oh, I had a difficult moment before you arrived.

Oh, no, what happened?

So you were due to arrive at 10.30 this morning.

Yeah.

And typically, I'd say you run zero to five minutes late.

Yeah, that's fair.

Yeah.

Which thing is in, that doesn't count as late.

Good. I'm glad no i agree

i totally agree um i want to prefer like a five minute like you know yeah breather yeah but what would

you get here no no i mean like if someone's coming into my house i don't want them to be early

that's horrific.

And five minutes late, it's kind of just about perfect for me.

Right.

So this is why I mentioned it.

Okay, okay.

It's getting to the time you're due to arrive.

I really need to pee.

But I don't want to be peeing at the same time as you press the buzzer. Yeah, yeah, yeah, because you want to keep me waiting. And that might be a very long pee, maybe. Well, they're never that long, but they're long enough that you would feel the need to press it again. And then if someone's pressing it again, you just feel stressed. No, it's awful. Right. So, I look, 1027, I've got enough time. Even if it's a long pee and I wash my hands pretty thoroughly, there's enough time here if she arrives exactly on time. Yeah. And given that she tends to run just a little bit late, I should be fine. Start peeing. Oh, no. I'm so sorry. I was early.

1028. God, I can't believe I was two minutes early. I'm so sorry. I should have loitered on the street.

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