Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late month series Real Time with Bill Maugh.

Thank you very much. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Hey, thank you so much. Thank you.

I love you sir. Thank you. I'm not running for anything there. I know I get some

good boy. That crowd is very much. Yes. Yeah, a point man. I know why you're happy because Trump has left California.

Ladies and gentlemen, you can all tell your gardeners they can come out now. Yeah, he was. I love this. Donald Trump was an orange county.

It's like Chris Christie being in fat city. It's wonderful isn't it? And you know, orange county where Disneyland is. If you think you saw Donald Trump, but it might have been Mickey Mouse.

Here's a difference. Both are comic book rodents. But Mickey has large hands. Trump was in Costa Mesa and he was

bragging about the size of the credit. He said 31,000. Well, it turns out not 31,000. That's three times bigger than it really was. And Melania said, tell me about it.

And you know, Trump's always saying, Hispanics love me. Oh boy, do they? They were throwing rocks. You see that flipping over?

He's always breaking windows. I didn't even get closer to him. But look, he appears unstoppable. Now, not only did he win the five primaries on Tuesday on the East Coast, but he won big.

And Hillary won four out of the five pretty big two. It looks pretty sure now. It's going to be Hillary versus Donald Trump. That is your national election on one side a hysterical woman. And on the other side Hillary Clinton.

Oh, yeah. Well, that came. And you see that on his big victory net. He made a victory speech and he couldn't help but to the end getting in a shot. And he said, Hillary's playing the woman card. He said, I got nothing against woman. Some I assume are good people.

But he said, if she were a man, she wouldn't get five percent of the vote. And he said, the beautiful thing about Hillary is women don't like her. No, Don, women don't like you. They don't like you big time. Have you seen his numbers with women? He's like menstrual cramps in a suit.

And then to further prove how masculine he was this week, he made a big boy teleprompter speech about foreign policy. Did you see that where he said we need to be more unpredictable?

Oh, you mean like after 9-11 when we attacked the wrong country? That kind of unpredictable. That good stuff. Yeah. And then more foreign policy advice came from Bobby Knight. You know, he got endorsement.

I mean, remember Bobby Knight, the coach from India, and he got the endorsement of Bobby White tonight to make sure that he was locking up the old white full of rage vote.

And Bobby Knight was saying, Truman was a great president. He had the guts to drop the atom bomb. And Trump would do the same. And Japan said, ready for Hillary.

We're ready, Hillary.

So now, so now it's really down to the state of Indiana. They're the next primary. The last place where maybe people could stop Trump.

Cruz has been trying, he's doing everything he possibly can. He started an alliance with John Kasich. It's just like a reality show. They're making alliances.

It's true. And then, because he placed last in 4 out of the 5 primaries on Tuesday, he picked a running mate.

For a race, he will not be running. Yes, Carly Fiorina. They had a big ceremony and Carly came up. It was like Hitler marrying Eva Braun in the bunker.

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