I just don't have it today.

Hello again, friends!

And you are our friends and welcome back to another edition of Jim Cornett I just don't have it today. Hello again, friends!

And you are our friends, and welcome back to another edition of Jim Cornett's Drive-Thru, a fun-fun-fun edition, guaranteed.

I'm your host, The Great Brian Last.

We're going to have fun, reviews, questions, topics.

And who knows what else?

With this man, the leader of the cult of Cornette, Mr. Jim Cornett.

Why do I sound like a fucking radio soap opera now suddenly?

And here he came the spinster cornet.

You don't have it today.

As opposed to which days do you have it?

Well, sometimes on Wednesdays, sometimes Friday, Saturday.

And occasionally another day with a Y in it.

And why can't, you know, I could have been a spinster. Had Stace not come along,

I could have lived out my, my days in spinsterism. And I'd, you know, be feeding cats and things now.

But there's nothing matter with spinsterism.

More people ought to be spinsters these days.

You know, early on it, I don't know why this made me think of it, but early on in my career

in showbiz, I was working in an office, and there was an older veteran executive who was

there, and a very attractive young woman walked by, I may have looked her way, and the guy just goes

very loudly, oh, you like the spinners!

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