Episode 385 - The Christmas Bag
DYNAMIC BANTER! with Mike & Steve
Headgum and Dynamic Banter
4.9 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 27 October 2023
⏱️ 80 minutes
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Summary
IT'S HALLOWEEN TIME! Mike and Steve discuss spooky topics like, being invited to the Halloween party two nights before the party, LEWIS, who is NOT A Jack O' Lantern, MAGIC, and YOUR SPOOKY HALLOWEEN HISTORY ROADS!
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| 0:59.9 | There was a night like this when two boys got into a room to do a show called Dynamic |
| 1:17.2 | banter. It was on the 335 day of Halloween. Not yet. It was 3am. It was 335 o'clock, 335 p.m. |
| 1:44.2 | 335 p.o. was there with the other one who kind of look like a urinal. |
| 1:50.2 | Hey guys, welcome to this spookiest show online on the internet. |
| 1:56.6 | We are on the internet aren't we? I always forgot that. |
| 2:02.4 | I wanted to welcome you all to Halloween, and I love Halloween. Mama Mia, do I love it? |
| 2:09.2 | You know what I love the most about Halloween? Can I get a little echo on this one? |
| 2:16.2 | Last minute party invites! Hey everyone come to my house on the 28th. |
| 2:24.2 | Really? Because that's the same night everyone decided yesterday is when the Halloween party is over. |
| 2:30.2 | Tell me if this is accurate. There's one friend that invited you two months ago. |
| 2:38.2 | And everybody else invited you yesterday. Yes, exactly, exactly. |
| 2:44.2 | And what's that? Exactly. Oh, it's a spooky time. I'll tell you that. The witches are laughing at us because we are the Halloween fools |
| 2:54.2 | because we have to decide which parties to go to. |
| 2:57.2 | And we've been dubbed the Halloween fool. I want to talk to you about two things happening to do with that. |
| 3:03.2 | That's exciting. Kevin loves when we talk about stuff. |
| 3:07.2 | Um, proper mom. |
| 3:11.2 | Okay, great. Next going to be mad that we talked about that. There is, there's a show I think I'm restored tonight. |
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