Episode 384 - Van Helsing (CLIP)

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Tv & Film, Comedy

4.7 • 4.9K Ratings

🗓️ 19 October 2018

⏱️ 4 minutes

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On this month's full-length, Patrons-only episode, the gang is tackling one of the most requested titles in Spooktacular, no, show history: Van Helsing! Why did we need to see Van Helsing chasing—OOPS! This episode is for Patreon subscribers only! To access the full-length show, head on over to our Patreon page and subscribe today!

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0:00.0	So in Paris, we should mention also now we cut to color.
0:22.8	Oh, right.
0:23.8	So that's, you know, pretty cool.
0:25.4	Just a short year, six months later, whatever it is, all of a sudden the world found color
0:29.9	well, you know, Joe Allen was masturbating in a bathtub.
0:32.8	I think what happened is color was born.
0:38.8	Color was invented in France.
0:40.5	And it hasn't gotten to Transylvania.
0:44.5	Romaniac, whatever.
0:46.3	Yet.
0:47.3	Right.
0:48.3	But by the time Hugh Jackman brings him brings it with him, that's why everyone sees him
0:51.9	like, what the fuck?
0:52.9	Well, who the hell is this guy?
0:54.4	And why is everything in color now?
0:56.4	Something's not going well.
0:57.8	That's what you miss from that prologue.
0:59.4	That wonderful prologue is Jeff Daniels painting the outside of the windmill.
1:02.9	Oh, nice.
1:03.9	So yeah, we're like running through.
1:07.1	Did they hang Jeff Daniels in that movie?
1:09.2	Like a, he should have.
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