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We're losing control of the Bucky's Revolutionary Council. Two men have taken control of the snack aisle and declared themselves

king. Another man has gone into a bathroom and refused to leave. The smell coming out of there

is something I cannot describe. We've dispatched a column of men to break into the bathroom. Upon

smashing open the door with an axe, they found the man missing. Only his shoes remain.

We begin to question God.

Fellas, how are we all doing? The picture of health. The podcast light up. We're all coughing

and dying. How's everybody doing?

I'm doing good. I love that. I told Joe, um, yesterday or the day before,

about how I went to the gym last week and I came back and I was like, obviously sweaty or

whatever. And I was like, I need to use the toilet. So sat down on the toilet and my shirt was

sweaty. So I took that off off and then took my shoes off

and when I got up just walked out and went to a shower and then a couple of hours later

I like went and opened the toilet door and my shoes were just sitting there like I'd been

fucking raptured like in perfect like wide stance position like someone had just taken a dump.

Similar thing happened to me one time when I walked outside and realized I had left my

garden shoes outdoors in our place in London and they were they were like strewn across

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