Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late-night series Real Time with Bill Maugh.

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Thank you very much. Oh, what a crowd. Sounds like a hot crowd. I can tell. Oh, I thank you.

Thank you very much. I love you too. Thank you. I think I know why you're...

Why you're happy tonight because the stop-Trump movement got really good this week.

Wisconsin, he got his ass dumped and it looks... looks like the air is finally coming out of the Trump Hemeroid Pillow.

That's right. Ted Cruz, one Wisconsin big, because what goes better with cheese than a cracker?

But of course Donald Trump was very gracious and defeat.

You know, of course I didn't put out a statement that Ted Cruz is a liar, ran an illegal campaign.

He's a Trojan horse. The party bosses are using him to try to steal the election by getting more votes.

He's like a bite-puller five-year-old. He is... two settings. You cheated and you started it.

It's... it's always...

It's like if I win, I win and if you win, it doesn't count because you cheated to fuck you.

You know, I'm beginning to see why no one went to his casinos.

By the way, Donald Trump's campaign is a lot like his casinos, full of smoke and mirrors and older white people dealt bad hands.

But so I'm watching this and this morning I had breakfast with the president.

President Obama, he was here in LA at...

I mean, it wasn't just the two of us. You know, there was like 20 other people.

It was Toby McGuire's house and the president spoke movingly about how we need to do more about our retired spider-man.

I mean, just watching the Republicans and then listening to the president in fact, the contrast that we have an adult president.

So, it was a little bit intense.

Adult, priceless.

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