Episode 383: Memorial Day Weekend Edition
Jim Cornette Experience
Arcadian Vanguard
4.6 • 4.6K Ratings
🗓️ 30 May 2021
⏱️ 227 minutes
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Summary
This week on the Experience, Jim reviews Dark Side Of The Ring's Ultimate Warrior episode, AEW Dynamite, and NXT! Plus Jim talks Cena & China, Cody & focus groups, WWE & New Japan, Tony Khan's promo and much more!
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| 0:00.9 | Ti |
| 0:02.6 | James E, James E, Corny, you and me, James E, Stephen Green News is consignatory |
| 0:22.0 | A Q&A podcast with Co-host Brian Lass, Tell that guy take off the stiff and pumpkin mask |
| 0:29.0 | He buy your round lot bunches and your shit hole bars, keep buy your coffee, wrestlers |
| 0:37.1 | too, James E, the things that you'll sell me, and when they ask you I say thank you |
| 0:47.4 | fuck you, bye, keep your jazz hands on my team, you scream, he's had enough of Marcus |
| 0:55.0 | the fuck's hand omega, run a bunch of fools, try your wrist, lock hip, toss, cut out all |
| 1:03.3 | your flipping dog, and four fuck's say, go love your tank, James, learn the fucking rules, |
| 1:07.6 | James E, James E, hello again everybody and welcome to our special Memorial Day weekend |
| 1:14.4 | edition of the Jim Cornette experience today on a show to remember. |
| 1:19.1 | We're going to tell you why modern wrestling is so forgettable, we're going to remind you |
| 1:22.8 | who you should forget about and we're going to prove that watching bad wrestling causes |
| 1:27.8 | memory loss and to join me in this, he's of, what the fuck is it, oh yeah, the great Brian |
| 1:39.1 | first or last, hello Brian, hello Jim, I pleasure to sit here while you struggle through |
| 1:46.5 | a bit and let me hear again, I don't know what you were just doing, what was that? |
| 1:51.0 | I'm tired, I'm tired from watching a lot of forgettable wrestling that's caused me, |
| 1:56.8 | I think enough brain cells in a short period of time were killed that now I don't know |
| 2:03.5 | whether to wind my ass or scratch my watch, I tell you know, I got a lot of pressure on |
| 2:07.4 | me Brian, a pressure, it's like a heaviness, did I tell you state farm canceled my insurance, |
| 2:13.4 | they said I was a bad neighbor, did I tell you that, were you, did I tell you I went |
| 2:19.2 | to the county fair and they kicked me out of the freak show for being too much of a distraction? |
| 2:23.6 | Did I, did I let you know about that? |
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