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Yes, hello, this is Margaret Gray.

And this is an exciting week for the world-famous Phil Henry show because the archives, I'll do it, bud, don't worry.

I'll do it.

The archives are going to be rolled out on the free feed.

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You know, when they say that?

Yeah.

So get a backstage pass, and I don't like the vulgarity of that, but it is what it is.

You know, don't draw attention to it.

You're talking to me?

Sorry.

Get a backstage pass as much as I don't like the way that sounds to Phil Hendryshow.com.

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Hey, it's Phil, and this week we're going to be rolling out shows from our archive, from our radio archive. So you can hear the radio show that we did because we're very proud of it and we think more people should hear it. And it's been behind the paywall for a long time. And so now we're going to kind of slide some hours out and let you hear them for yourself. This is a show that we did for, I don't know, 16, 17 years. And I was the primary performer on it playing, you know, different characters. And then people would call thinking they were real people. I mean, that was essentially the way we did it. What are you looking at? I don't know. I just don't think you

should, I think you should be talking so much about it, you know. Let me just explain this. Phil,

we've got it. Okay. So, um, here we go. Let's listen. This week, we'll have hours from our archives.

Tonight, we feature Jeff Doughter, who is a, you know, college student from Temple City, California.

He hits the bong a lot. In fact, in this hour, you hear him hitting his bong and enjoying himself.

As he talks to our listeners and to me about how one-legged parents, parents that have only one leg, scare their kids.

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