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Yes, this is Major Elvis Newton speaking, and I'm talking to listeners of the Phil Henry

show, and I would like them to know that I hardly endorse a backstage pass to see

the Phil Henry show.

You don't see it.

I guess you you

listen to it as for my understanding I've not listened to the Phil Henry show

at all but I know that many of you would like it and that you can do but he's going

to have me on his show today and I have my wife Ballunia here and I've actually

called several of the neighbors to say because it isn't often that I'm on the Phil Henry show, so I've called some neighbors,

and we're going to have a listening party, and I hope and pray that I'm treated with some level of respect by Mr. Henry.

But I will tell them, and I'll say this, I'll do this for Mr. Henry.

Get a backstage pass to his show and his website, Philhenryshow.com, and you'll enjoy it very much.

I'm Major Elvis Newton. I'm putting my personal stamp of approval on this, and I'm praying,

yes, I'm praying that I'm treated like a man and not like a monkey on the end of a leash with an organ

grinder going do do do do do do do do yes can a backstage me all right

to the major yes I'm fine what the backstage pass to the world

famous Phil Henry show at Phil Henry Show.com. It's the greatest value

online other than porn.

Yes, welcome to the world famous Phil Henry show from the beautiful Deadbell Canyon,

in Sierra Madre Canyon overlooking the great city of Los Angeles.

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