You're the king? Well, I didn't vote for you.

Podcasts all of Azeroth, this is World of Warcast, episode 381. I am Michael Gaines.

I am Renata, and this podcast will contain explicit language.

Why? Why is that? We have guests. Well, it's not just because we have guests.

First off, let's go through the rounds. We have Ali here from Dungeon Fables. Hello. How are you?

I am so happy to be here. I've been looking forward to all weekend, and it's going to be good.

And we have Kristi. Just me. The infamous Kristi. Just me. She's the E on our E tag right now.

I bring the E. Well, that's good, because after this weekend, I'm going to need a lot of E.

Yeah, we have a little bit of E to talk about. First off, Kristi, how are you? We haven't talked to you in a while.

I am doing okay. I have what I call first world champagne problems for the most part.

And other than that, I am just excited to be here and talk to people I'm not married to.

You guys have two legs, two legs good, four legs okay. The two legs bring superior conversation.

I tell my wife that you know, I love my family to death, but I'm just tired of like the same three other people for the last year.

You know, it's like holy crap. I a year ago, we talked. I talked to you guys on the show last March. Yeah, March or April, April.

And that was the last time I've used Skype. That's the last time I've used this microphone.

It's not like I talk to the people in the guild, but they're they're not people, you know.

They're fake people. Yeah, they're not. They're not like people people. You guys are people people. Yeah.

So I was talking to Mike. I'm like, I don't know if I can do this. What if I don't have anything to say? He's like, what if you don't shut up for two hours?

Well, I could tell that I've met every single one of you. So I know that you're all real. So, so there's that.

That's true. I've met two of you. I have never met Ali in person. That was supposed to happen. Yeah.

Yeah. If the next one.

The next one.

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