Hello there, welcome to a brand new R-Splug R-Scast right here on R-Splug.com.

How are you?

I hope you're well looking forward to a big game on Sunday after what was a big game in midweek that didn't really go our way.

And we are, I'm afraid we are going to have to talk about that just a little bit, but not much, but a little bit because, you know, it's a thing that happened.

And we kind of have to pretend at least to some extent that this podcast is mostly about football.

I know it can tend to veer off in different tangents from time to time, but look, it is what it is.

And the football is what it was and, you know, the messy and the name are and the other bitey racist guy in the whole life.

You know, we will talk about that a little bit, a little bit, but just to let you know that we have brand new sponsor on the R-Scast this week,

it is only relevant to people listening in the UK and probably halfway through this podcast, there'll be an ad, which will give you all the details that should only be played to people in the UK.

And so those of you outside the UK, I'm sorry I don't have anything for you this week, but I'll try.

I'll do my best to get you a great deal, like I have for the people who are in the UK who can take advantage of this great offer from cornerstone and cornerstone.

They give you razors and razor blades. And at first I was thinking this was a very manly offer, but of course, ladies can use razors and razor blades too.

So this is, this is equal opportunity, but you know razor blades are really, they're really expensive.

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Can't say any fair than that. So check it out cornerstone.co.uk forward slash our blog. If you have to shave and you need to shave and you'd like to shave shaving with a cornerstone razor help support this podcast. So thank you very much indeed. Right. So that's our sponsor and I'll try and get other sponsors who can get stuff for everyone all over the world.

Because I'd like to bring happiness to to everyone everywhere. That's what I would like to do. Do you ever talk to inanimate objects?

Just leave that question out there. I'll tell you why I ask is because while I was recording with my guest a few minutes ago, we had some connection issues and we had to reconnect after a few minutes time.

And when I reconnected, he was scolding his computer out loud in his office scolding his computer for for letting him down basically for being an asshole computer for being shit Wi-Fi for all that kind of stuff.

I said to him, hey, you're actually you're you're giving out to your computer. You're you're complaining at it out loud. Anyone. Yes. I am.

And I do that all the time. Seriously, I am forever talking to inanimate objects. So I've been in the kitchen and I drop a spatula for example and it falls on the ground and makes a clattering sound. I don't like noises. Things that shock me. I'll be like, oh, but you fucking stupid spatula. Fucking spatula asshole. What the fuck are you doing down there?

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