Episode 381 - Adding Injuries to Insult
Mitch Unfiltered
Mitch Levy
5.0 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 4 May 2026
⏱️ 100 minutes
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Summary
RUNDOWN
Mitch and Hotshot Scott open with a rough week—Mariners struggles, injuries piling up, and the viral JP Morgan story turning out to be a complete hoax. The segment mixes frustration and humor, as they unpack how quickly stories spiral online and how a bad sports week can somehow get even worse.
A brutal sweep by Kansas City sends the Mariners into a tailspin, exposing sloppy play, injuries, and an offense that completely disappeared. The crew breaks down what went wrong, why Bryan Woo suddenly looks vulnerable, and whether Julio Rodríguez's early heater can be the lifeline this team desperately needs.
Ray Roberts breaks down a reshaped Seahawks roster, from letting key veterans walk to trusting a rookie backfield in a Super Bowl defense of their title. He explains why the team is leaning on continuity, how the offense stays intact with a new coordinator, and what fans should realistically expect from a "reload" rather than a rebuild.
Danny opens up about his nine-year sobriety milestone, sharing the honest turning point that forced him to quit and the quiet shame he carried before making the change. It's a rare, personal conversation that goes beyond sports—offering insight into addiction, control, and why walking away turned out to be one of the best decisions of his life.
GUESTS
- Brady Farkas | Host, Refuse to Lose podcast
- Joe Doyle | MLB analyst, Over Slot
- Ray Roberts | Former Seahawks offensive lineman, Seahawks analyst
- Danny O'Neil | Host, The Dang Apostrophe
TABLE OF CONTENTS
0:00 | From Hoaxes to Heartbreak, A Brutal Week All Around
18:44 | Mariners No-Table: From High to Low: Mariners Melt Down at Home
51:15 | Ray Roberts: Former NFL offensive lineman and Seahawks analyst known for sharp, player-level insight
1:06:20 | Danny O'Neil: Nine Years Sober, A Real Conversation That Hits Home
1:25:47 | Other Stuff Segment: DK Metcalf cleared in fan incident (criminally), Brendan Sorsby gambling scandal, Hawks exec embezzlement case, Tyran Stokes $7M Kansas commitment drama, NCAA Tournament expansion backlash, Rick Fox campaign altercation, Kentucky Derby history (Cherie DeVaux), Shannon Elizabeth OnlyFans earnings, Shiloh Sanders controversy, Costco hotdog combo change, Mike Vrabel fan support vs scrutiny HEADLINES Taco Bell worker fires at soda thieves, Vermont sheep gives birth to sextuplets, JP Morgan hoax story fallout jokes, Stripper attacks manager with pole RIPs Monte Coleman (Washington LB), Josh Mauro (NFL DE), Beau Starr (actor), Gwen Ferrell Adair (boxing referee pioneer)
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Episode 381 of Mitch Unfiltered. |
| 0:03.7 | What a tough week. |
| 0:05.5 | It's hard to get into the proper mind frame for a podcast. |
| 0:09.9 | I got to tell you, anything that could go wrong, did go wrong. |
| 0:14.0 | We got our baseball team hot shot taking a nosedive at home against a bad Kansas |
| 0:19.9 | City Royals team. |
| 0:21.4 | We lost MapRash to injury. |
| 0:24.0 | We lost Cal Raleigh to injury. |
| 0:26.2 | And if all of that isn't enough, we get the rug pulled out from under us on the JP Morgan story. |
| 0:32.4 | It's just the worst part of the week, right? |
| 0:37.5 | Well, apparently you weren't keeping an eye on the number one ranked University of Washington Husky rowing team who won the Windermere Cup by 0.165 seconds. |
| 0:46.6 | Talk about a great moment in sports. |
| 0:48.5 | All I can tell you is when I found out that the J.P. Morgan story was a hoax. It set me back years. It had the |
| 0:59.2 | makings of just superstardom, didn't it? Yeah, but your spidey sense didn't go off at all about that. |
| 1:05.3 | I mean, a woman who looks like that had trouble finding a suit of a partner in Manhattan. |
| 1:10.2 | I didn't. My inner Mitch just didn't want to |
| 1:14.5 | believe that somebody would make that whole thing up. It was so outlandish and far-fetched. No, it was |
| 1:21.9 | perfect. The whole thing was perfect, hot shot. If you brought that script to a meeting at a movie studio, they would laugh you out of the room. They'd be impossible. It would never happen. But yes, reading it was so entertaining at first. I'll now settle for something of it being true. Can I get just a morsel of a... How about the week that exec had? I mean, you wake up and you're the top trending person on you. You have no idea why. Everyone thinks you're this maniac, this, holding a sex slave at work type person. And none of it's true. You're like, what the hell just happened? All the gifts and the memes of people running to apply at J.P. Morgan after the story first broke. |
| 2:04.6 | We've talked about it before, you know, the couple at the Coldplay concert. |
| 2:07.8 | Like, what grabs this country and what doesn't? |
| 2:10.4 | It's just amazing what catches wildfire. |
| 2:12.4 | Pretty crazy story, so I sort of understand it. |
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