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Yes, welcome to the world famous Phil Henry show here from Ted Bell Canyon in Sierra Madre Canyon above the great city of Los Angeles.

I'm General Kieran-law with Margaret Gray, Bud Dickman, Phil Henry, and I don't know who else is here.

That covers it, yeah.

Now here's Phil Henry.

Thanks very much, General. We do have a good friend of ours. We haven't talked to it a long time, and that is Coach Vernon Dozier on the phone with us. Coach, how are you? Hey, Phil. A long time. No, talk to you guys. It's a pleasure to be with you. It's a great pleasure to have you on the air with us, man, because I know since the last time we talked to you, you have rolled back your duties there at Belmar Academy? Well, yeah. I mean, I've... Have you retired from the head coaching? Yes, I have. Jason Moron. That's the guy's name, Jason Moron? Yes, it is, yes.

I don't want to tell you.

His name is he's a good kid. He's unfortunate last name, but his name is Jason Moron. And, well, I don't want to ask how he's doing. Just go ahead and tell us what's been going on. Well, yeah, Jason took over two years ago the varsity football program. I stayed as the senior class advisor. and I've kind of, you know, rolling back some of my duties, you know, that I took on the girls' softball team. And that was rough. And I'll tell you about that. And, of course, I left the

varsity team, not because we didn't have faith in our ability to guide us to another

league championship, or at least to get a subdivision 3 or subdivision 2A playoff spot

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