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holiday season. I assume people are going to be listening either right before the holidays or right

after or I don't know in fucking July because that's how podcasts work. Yeah, it could be. But if it is the holiday season for you right now, if we're coming up on Christmas, happy holidays, Merry Christmas to you all. I put up a post on social media that was like, all I want for Christmas is a hot single man who knows the difference between the three theirs, like they're there and there. Good luck with that. Yeah. Well, it was really funny because one of my friends like screenshot it and sent it to me. And she's like, you're so full of shit. That is not all that's on your list. They have to be they have to smell good. They have to not have shit under their fingernails. They have to have all sorts good grammar, not just that

particular thing. Isn't that just the fucking basics though? I mean, you know, like what the fuck?

Why is that like a huge hurdle to accomplish? Well, what I wrote back was basically all the things

you're naming are like a general lack of grammatical knowledge and hygiene. I don't feel like that is asking too much.

I don't think so.

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