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You Look Nice Today

Episode 38: That's Babies

You Look Nice Today

You Look Nice Today

Personal Journals, Ylnt, Scott Simpson, Lonely Sandwich, Twitter, Adam Lisagor, Merlin Mann, Comedy, Society & Culture, California

4.7897 Ratings

🗓️ 3 November 2010

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

“Baby City”
Trad., to the tune of “Tabula Rasa” by Arvo Pärt

Babies are special
babies are tough
babies have smooth skin
NE-VER rough!

Have you been to this place
this magical land
where everyone’s a baby
(baby hearts, baby hands
baby hearts, baby hands
baby hearts, baby hands)

Baby policeman!
Baby D.A.!
Baby court-appointed defense attorney!

Baby bus driver!
Baby hobo!
Incredible babies
Go babies go!

Also: No thanks twins, Paregoric, Whaddaburger, Pacific Rims, airplane cures, can you pause it, toy robot, the miracle of childbirth, tubs, dilation-related study materials, music jokes.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Are we close enough that I could give you just one note on your kids Scott?

0:03.4

Oh, okay. No, it's sorry I'm opening some wine here. I'd like to do that when I'm giving people notes

0:10.1

on their kids. You know, it's just been my observation,

0:14.2

and this is just purely because you have two children,

0:16.2

and as far as I know I have one.

0:18.7

They often move at the same time.

0:21.9

Mm.

0:23.0

Now, I don't know how you manage this.

0:26.0

What do you mean?

0:27.0

Do you mean like...

0:28.0

Well, okay, last time I saw your children, if I could just speak personally for a moment,

0:30.0

because we have met.

0:32.0

They both jumped out of an automobile and started

0:35.1

running alongside a very busy street at exactly the same time. I think screaming

0:39.8

and at one point running in opposite directions. That sounds like them.

0:43.4

Yeah, that was them.

0:44.4

There was a small one and then a smaller one.

0:48.0

And I don't know, I'm just curious,

0:50.0

I've seen people where when you fly,

0:52.2

you got to sit in different rows.

0:54.3

How do you handle having two of them move at once?

0:58.4

Can you like pause one while the other while the other one is misbehaving and you're thinking it's like a

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