Episode 38: Part vampire, part maths teacher

The Luke and Pete Show

Stak Production

Society & Culture, Comedian, Conversation, Luke Moore, Funny, Top Podcast, Interview, Comedy Interviews, Jokes, Comedians, Best Podcast, Pete Donaldson, Comedy, Personal Journals

4.9 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 15 February 2018

⏱️ 27 minutes

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Summary

Happy Thursday! We're delighted to be in your ears towards the end of the week for the first time. It feels great.

This time around: Japanese trains and the perverts within them, Pete still has a hard time coming to terms with the age of some animals which manifests itself in the form of a truly horrific anecdote about tortoises, and some of your lovely emails of course.

Thinking about it, have we ever made an episode that *doesn't* feature a truly horrific anecdote from Pete? Probably not.

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0:00.0	I always know when to come in because the little kind of
0:14.5	mam mam mam mam mam thing starts so looking picture up
0:18.8	hello everyone how's your week going all right right, it's Thursday, baby.
0:23.0	It feels quite weird to be with you on a Thursday.
0:24.8	I know.
0:25.6	But I like that we are hopefully just distracting people
0:29.8	from their annoying or boring, particularly long commute with 25 or 30 minutes or so
0:35.3	if you stuck on southern oh God enjoy a bit of Luke and pizza so the southern has
0:40.6	been an absolute bane of my life since I've lived where I live.
0:44.0	It's terrible man.
0:45.0	I have to, I get to the point now where I just completely avoid it.
0:49.0	How do you get in then?
0:51.0	So the quickest way...
0:52.0	Just all direction. The quickest where we get in would be to get the
0:55.0	train from West Norwood into Victoria, which to be absolutely clear I did do this morning and
1:01.0	it was okay. But generally I'll just get the bus to
1:03.9	brxton and then go up on the Victoria on the way back I'll leave I'll just go
1:07.2	past Victoria and go to Brixton. The annoying thing in is I know the
1:10.8	boring give you a chat the only thing is that you're not really sure, you might be able to get on a train, but you're not really sure whether it's just going to stop or just do something.
1:19.0	And it's like, I just wish like you could get out your house and if the clouds were a funny color you go
1:24.4	I'm going to walk to work and it's going to be quicker so you'd know I think it would be
1:29.2	certainly would be better if they would at least make an effort to send people
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