You know, there's only two things in this world that scare me.

One is prepubescent gym rats warming up on my project in front of me.

You know, pad sniffers, smell like skittles, small hands.

And the other thing that scares me, lawyers.

Nothing is more of a down-red eater's stoke than facing legal problems,

and lawyers have made the whole thing more complicated than that 5 to 1

police system you used to haul Uncle Philip that 5-7 on his birthday.

But seriously, facing legal problems and finding a lawyer to help can be pretty gnarly.

But Dan Markoff is here to help.

Climber, lawyer, a Norma Kask fan, and partner at Atkins and Markoff, Dan has set up an email hotline to field your inquiries about any type of lawyer you might need.

Family law, criminal, injury, bankruptcy, and a whole bunch of other arcane things that you never thought would happen to you right

up until they did. Email climbing lawyer at gmail.com with inquiries.

Dan knows the shit scares you too.

Once again, that's climbing lawyer at gmail.com.

All right, on to the show.

We got to get on.

Where are you playing in town? Are you playing here?

We're doing the uh, the normal dome, whatever it is, it's terrific.

Oh yeah, a big place, that's a big place.

That's a big place.

She sold it out.

I'll see, we really should. Look, you better get up there before you panic, so it tends to lose.

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