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TK Kirkland Show

Episode 38: I'm Dating A Guy I Can't Please

TK Kirkland Show

Loud Speakers Network

Comedy

4.81.3K Ratings

🗓️ 9 October 2017

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Summary

On this episode TK helps a young lady who is orally challenged when it comes to her boyfriend.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello, no one is available to take your call.

0:03.0

Please leave a message after the tone.

0:05.0

Hey, K, hey daddy.

0:09.0

I was just doing it when I can see you again.

0:12.0

Give me a call and let me know.

0:14.0

Hey TK is Carmen, baby, how are you?

0:17.0

I know you're busy but I miss you pop B.

0:20.0

Kit over there. Hey TK, I'm calling you. I was thinking about you. I'm hoping that I get a call back been on my mind.

0:29.0

But, um, you know that's your girl from Detroit.

0:32.0

Give me back, can you get a chance, okay?

0:35.0

I see you like him.

0:37.0

Bye. What's up everybody's comedian T.K. Kirkland,

0:41.0

aka A. T.A. T. T.A. T. T. K. Kirkland, aka A T to the motherfucking gay.

0:44.1

T K Kirkland is the philosopher.

0:47.2

T to the motherfucker K is my philosophy.

0:52.1

Hey, K K Kirkland.

0:54.0

Hi.

0:55.0

You funny.

0:57.0

You funny.

0:58.0

He's funny.

1:00.0

That's a beautiful. Nothing much.

1:07.0

So what's this what's so tough? What am I reading?

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