Episode 38 - Chicken Fingers and Two Giant Weiners

Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark

Jeremy Chipper

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 December 2019

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Summary

Ricky's planning to get f**ked out of his header and cook up some awesome chicken fingers for Christmas! But before that, the Boys have to investigate an unusual anatomical anomaly... what in the F**K?!? Also: Bubbles is the handsome judge in a new game called If You Had To!

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0:00.0	Okay boys, I'm just gonna tell you right out of the gate. I have nothing prepared today. So the show's probably gonna suck. What do you mean? Nothing prepared? Nothing prepared. Sorry. I got one thing we're gonna do, but I didn't. I wasn't able to love couple of things. I got something we can talk about and I know.
0:23.0	So we're just getting right into this. Right into it. No introduction. Perk after dark. Welcome. It is no longer dark and we are in the park. I am on the lecker. What are you drinking, Ricky?
0:36.0	I'm just gonna struggle juice, man. A little bit of everything that was left with some grape coolade. I'm too fucking bad either.
0:42.0	That's worse. That's not bad.
0:44.0	Boys, Christmas is coming up. Oh shit.
0:48.0	I want to make some special fucking chicken fingers this year. Super fans sent me in this chicken finger recipe.
0:54.0	I'm gonna pick the best ones. I'm gonna fucking make them for Christmas. Yeah, man. Show me the front.
1:01.0	Desand. And there's like fucking 20 different kinds, man. That's the perfect fuck for you, Ricky.
1:09.0	What are you gonna make? Toad, can I chicken fingers? That sounds, I don't know. I made those. Biscuit chicken fingers.
1:15.0	Made those before. Buffalo style chicken. Cornflakes.
1:18.0	Cornflakes. All these before. All the way. Give me something.
1:21.0	Ultimate chicken fingers. What's the ultimate chicken? I don't know.
1:25.0	Let's find out. I believe mine are the all. Anyway, I'm gonna pick chicken finger and we're gonna eat the fuck out of some chicken fingers.
1:32.0	See, we should have picked cookers. These today. We could have been eating these today.
1:37.0	I just got the fucking book, man. We'll cook some later if you want. When we're fucked up out of our headers.
1:44.0	Out of our headers.
1:47.0	Chicken fingers. Yeah.
1:50.0	You know what? Speaking of headers. Bugs. I want you to, I mean, this is fucked up.
1:56.0	I'm not trying. I'm trying to wrap my head around this, whether this is like a good thing or a bad fucking thing.
2:01.0	Just flip to third page. What's the same front of you, man? Is that a game?
2:04.0	Not just a second. The game can fuck off for a second. What am I looking for?
2:08.0	Ultimate chicken fingers. It's going to the last page. Four pages.
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