Episode 38 - Ahhh The Holidaze
Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures
Travis Swartz
4.9 • 914 Ratings
🗓️ 19 December 2019
⏱️ 81 minutes
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Summary
Here's an episode with everything you'd expect from Hank during the holidays - Christmas Carols sung poorly, bad Christmas memories, commercialism and a fair amount of complaining. It's the gift you hope stops giving! Happy Holidays, Merry Christmas, Merry Fishmas and thanks for listening! Hambone! Candy Cane! Enjoy.
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| 0:00.0 | Do that again. |
| 0:02.0 | Oh, ho! |
| 0:04.0 | Oh, ho! |
| 0:07.0 | Mary Hanksman! |
| 0:09.0 | Whoa! |
| 0:10.0 | Mm-mm. |
| 0:12.0 | Just sitting there trying to decide how you start a Christmas episode of |
| 0:18.0 | podcast. |
| 0:19.0 | This is what Kevin's come up with. |
| 0:22.0 | Ho-ho! |
| 0:24.0 | Mary Hanks-Miss. |
| 0:26.0 | That's awful. |
| 0:28.0 | Fish-Miss. |
| 0:29.0 | I've salt. |
| 0:30.0 | Oh, you do. |
| 0:31.0 | Okay. |
| 0:32.0 | I can start with the song. Please. I didn't feel like I was a little stuffed up until I had to sing, but let's just jump right in with it's the most wonderful time for a beer. |
| 0:45.0 | The kids are all ball and the in-laws are calling I need me a beer. |
| 0:51.0 | It's the most wonderful time to get drunk. |
| 0:57.0 | If this winter weather's got you in a funk, |
| 0:59.7 | grab a PBR and then go and get drunk. |
| 1:03.0 | It's the most wonderful time to blackout. |
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