Episode 38 – 160 Pages We’ll Never Get Back

372 Pages We'll Never Get Back

Arts, Books, Comedy

4.8 • 595 Ratings

🗓️ 11 April 2019

⏱️ 102 minutes

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Thank god this book was not 372 pages long. Neither of us could have handled that. Bob Honey was fortunately only 160, and even so, managed to have three different characters crap their pants, two of them in this final section. It’s a fitting metaphor for something, but we’ll be damned if we’re going to … Continue reading "Episode 38 – 160 Pages We’ll Never Get Back"

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0:00.0	Sir, the folks in the audience are getting restless.
0:04.6	Oh, I just keep hoping I'm going to wake up from this bad dream.
0:10.2	I suppose you're right, Luther. It's not going to be easy, but hey, they didn't elect me to do the easy things.
0:18.1	They respect you, sir. They know none of this is your fault. Well,
0:23.6	nothing for it. I guess I'll see you on the other side, Luther. Break a leg, sir.
0:32.3	Thank you. Thank you. They're too kind. Well, as you've no doubt heard, there's some bad news coming down the pipeline.
0:40.8	I could come out here and spout a bunch of comforting BS about how we'll persevere and adapt,
0:46.7	but, well, I know, and more importantly, you know that that's not true.
0:52.1	I love you, Mark.
0:53.6	Thank you. Thank you. Very kind. I love you, Mark. Thank you, thank you.
0:54.7	Very kind.
0:55.6	I love you all, too.
0:57.1	But folks, the rumors are true.
1:00.6	Sean Penn,
1:01.7	renowned philosopher king,
1:04.1	moral arbiter of our time,
1:06.4	girthy black dildo burner.
1:08.9	Mr. Penn has weighed in on our chosen hobby. Hey, screw Sean Penn.
1:16.4	No, no, no, no. There's no name for any of those. Mr. Penn knows better than all of us. After all,
1:22.0	he voiced Terrence in the Angry Birds movie, and unfortunately, he is bothered by brutality towards beasts.
1:31.1	He despises hunting and hunters, and who are we to keep on hunting when this edict has been handed down from on high?
1:38.1	I never thought about how our easy-kill technology detaches us from the purpose of our kill,
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