Hello everyone.

Mr. P.

Mr. P.

What's your secret mission about?

It's not my mission, but an idea that came from my good friend Mr. Bill Gates.

Hi, kids. came from my good friend Mr Bill Gates.

Hi kids. The real actual in person,

Bill, uh, bill...

He's trying to... In person, Bill, Bill. Bill.

He's trying to say that we're big fans, Mr. Gates.

It's a strange fact that Bill Gates hagiographers, PR hacks employed more often than not by large corporations

that receive funding from the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation, consistently depict this drab software developer as a cartoon superhero using his superpower of

being very rich to help save the planet.

Behind closed doors on this New York campus a secret gathering of some of the world's most powerful people.

Gates, Buffett, Bloomberg, Winfrey. It was like, well, it was like the Super Friends.

In the Great Hall of the Justice League,

there are assembled the world's four greatest heroes.

But these cartoon-fueled puff pieces reveal more than they know about Gates and the other mega-rich philanthropists they are attempting to idolize.

They reveal that the idea of the selfless billionaire do-gooder is a work of fiction so unbelievable it is only fit

for Saturday morning cartoon fare. As we have seen in our first two

explorations of Bill Gates's role as Global Health Kingpin, the seemingly selfless generosity of the Gates family

through their eponymous foundation has in fact greatly increased their own wealth,

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