This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed Human. All right, three, two, one, go. I'm Major Elvis Newton. And this evening on the Phil Henry show, it'll be my great pleasure to interview Mr. Henry and find out exactly what it is he thinks he's doing. Now, wait a way, just hold for a friend. Well, what are you doing here? We weren't told about this.

Well, you're told about it now. Yeah. Mr. Henry said, yeah. Mr. Henry said, yeah.

Yeah. Okay, all good? You, you, you, you? Yes. Yes. Yeah, okay. I'm Major Elvis Newton,

and tonight, on the Phil Henry show, I'll interview Mr. Henry,

and I'll ask him questions that I have wanted to ask for years.

I want to know what he, what is, what is he?

And why has he chosen me to torment?

Now I know he doesn't mean to torment me, but every time he mentions

the Citizens Auxiliary Police on his show, I wind up walking around figuratively, figuratively

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What are you smiling at?

I just, you're very beautiful.

Thank you.

Thank you very much, Major.

You called me Maj.

No, I said Mage, and then I said Major.

Right.

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The greatest value online other than porn. And I'm Major Elvis Newton. Thank you very much, Morgan. And welcome to tonight's Phil Henry show. And it's been my desire, and here comes Mr. Henry now. I'm sorry, I'm late. No, you're not like, go ahead. Sit down. No, I'm sorry, Major D. I'm telling General Shaw, yes, I wanted, sit down.

No, I'm sorry, Major, I'm telling General Shaw, yes, I wanted to do this.

So you, this was, this is my idea along with Major Newton.

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