Episode 378 - Some Mariners & McIlroy Magic

Mitch Unfiltered

Mitch Levy

Sports, Football

5.0 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 April 2026

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

RUNDOWN

Mitch comes in hot after getting a text from Hotshot admitting he had zero interest in watching The Masters — and the argument spirals from there. Its a classic Mitch vs. Hotshot clash: golf relevance, sports fandom standards, and "major" events. Plus, a brutal (and hilarious) birthday quiz that proves the vacation brain is very real.

Mitch runs through Rory McIlroy making history with back-to-back wins at The Masters, putting himself in rare company and setting up a potential three-peat run. Meanwhile, the Seattle Mariners suddenly look alive — bats wake up after the Ichiro statue reveal, and a red-hot stretch has fans cautiously believing again, with top prospect Cade Anderson already flashing serious upside.

Mariners No-Table break down a sudden offensive surge from Seattle — but stop short of calling it a full turnaround, pointing instead to plate discipline, weak Astros pitching, and small sample size. There's cautious optimism around Julio Rodríguez heating up and the pitching depth holding, but real questions remain about the lineup, rotation decisions, and whether this is momentum… or just a blip.

Mitch and Puck bounce from The Masters coverage to classic Augusta quirks — including strict no-phone rules and a wild story involving a pro getting tossed mid-interview. The conversation veers into golf grudges, media memories, and then fully off the rails with NFL-adjacent tabloid buzz.

GUESTS

Brady Farkas | Host, Refuse to Lose podcast
Joe Doyle | MLB analyst, Over Slot
Jason Puckett | KJ-Aren'ts / Puck Drop

TABLE OF CONTENTS

0:00 | "You Didn't Watch the Masters?!" — Mitch vs. Hotshot

15:42 | Rory Goes Back-to-Back & Mariners Wake Up

29:04 | Mariners No-Table: Mariners Show Life — But Is It Real?

50:26 | KJ-Aren't's Jason Puckett: Masters Madness, Augusta Rules & Tabloid Drama

1:10:25 | Other Stuff Segment: Sam Darnold wedding and NFL guests, Mitch's dislike of Phil Mickelson, Jack Nicklaus ceremonial tee shot controversy, Masters no-cell-phone policy, Nikki Glaser open relationship comments, fan moons crowd at Rays vs Cubs game, CTE confirmation in Steve McMichael, Robert Griffin III pursuing Olympic flag football, Matthew Perry ketamine case sentencing, Britney Spears rehab entry, Mariners momentum check-in HEADLINES: Pennsylvania man injured by pipe bomb he made for entertainment, CDC warns about rhino tranquilizer in fentanyl, possible human remains found at Easter egg hunt, nonprofit promotes "touchy selfie" for men's health RIPs: Steve McMichael, Afrika Bambaataa, Browning Nagle, Davey Lopes, Phil Garner

Transcript

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0:00.0	Episode 378.
0:02.9	Mitch unfiltered.
0:04.1	Hot Shot Scott is back after a week away.
0:08.8	Spring break in beautiful downtown Cave Creek, Arizona.
0:15.4	The metropolis known as Cave Creek, Arizona.
0:19.1	Cave Creek, Arizona. During bike week. That's where your father-in-law is, right? Cave Creek Arizona. Correct. Yes, we go down and mooch off him for a week and swim in his pool and eat his food and drive his old cars. And yes, that's what we did. It was a successful trip and your daughter found out that there's such a thing as radio. I understand.
0:38.9	We were driving in his 26-year-old car to go get lunch and it has AMFM radio only. And she said,
0:44.7	you know, the radio thing's kind of cool. Like you flip around and like you don't know what
0:48.1	song's coming up next. Okay. Yeah. First of all, you know it still exists, obviously, because we're listening to it.
0:55.1	You're welcome to listen to it anytime. By the way, played a big part of my life radio, and you probably wouldn't be here. But whatever, forget it. Never mind. Yes, it is pretty cool. Piper. Welcome. Mitch unfilcher, subscribe, rate and review us on Apple Podcasts. Become a Mitch Unfiltered patron at $5 a month for all of our other shows during the week.
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1:29.7	What do I do with this text, Hot Shot? I got this text on, I think it was Friday.
1:36.5	Okay. From Hot Shot Scott Soden. And here's what it says. Friendly reminder that I have no
1:42.1	intention and or desire to watch the Masters.
1:46.2	Just in case you were looking to talk about it tomorrow, if you absolutely need me to watch the last day, I'll do my best.
1:54.5	Yes.
1:54.9	Okay. What do I do with a text like that?
1:57.5	Well, last year you were like perplexed that I didn't watch it.
2:01.2	I mean, I never seen somebody more perplexed about anything in my life than you. Like, how could you, like,
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