Episode 377: Mike Warnke, Fake Satanist – Part 2
Sinisterhood
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4.8 • 6.7K Ratings
🗓️ 7 January 2026
⏱️ 93 minutes
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Summary
He was one of the bestselling Christian comedians on the touring circuit, with millions in revenue, a dedicated staff, and followers willing to fund his lifestyle with “love offerings.” But soon, two journalists - a pair of fellow Christians, no less - shed a less-than-flattering light on the self-proclaimed Bishop, and the whole empire came tumbling down. This week’s episode is Mike Warnke, Fake Satanist – Part 2.
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| 0:00.0 | Content warning. This episode contains discussions of domestic violence and sexual abuse. Listener |
| 0:07.0 | discretion is advised. He was one of the best-selling Christian comedians on the touring |
| 0:14.0 | circuit, with millions in revenue, a dedicated staff, and followers willing to fund his lifestyle |
| 0:19.3 | with love offerings. But soon, two journalists, |
| 0:22.9 | a pair of fellow Christians, no less, shed a less than flattering light on the self-proclaimed bishop, |
| 0:27.7 | and the whole empire came tumbling down. This week's episode is Mike Warnkey, fake sakenist, part two. |
| 0:47.7 | A bump in the night, your heart fills with dread, probably a murder of who wants you dead. |
| 0:57.2 | It could be a ghost, a demon or worse, perhaps you're the victim of a witch's curse. It hopeless you're doomed you'd call a priest if you could you'd rather just listen to who sinisterhood I'm gonna kill you. |
| 1:12.2 | I'll tell you what, I never want to give this guy a love offering of any short. |
| 1:17.2 | Stop calling him that, sir, please, though. |
| 1:19.5 | Oh, no, no, no, no. |
| 1:23.6 | I will admit, I didn't give Mike Warnke a love offering, but I gave someone on Electronic Bay a love offering and got a... |
| 1:32.0 | Is that what eBay stands for? |
| 1:33.4 | I think so. |
| 1:34.8 | Never even thought of that. |
| 1:36.2 | Makes sense so. |
| 1:37.1 | And I got this wonderful shirt. |
| 1:39.8 | I'm really bummed because the prints on the back, not the front, but okay, it says save America's children. Yeah. And then it has an X over the drugs. Yeah. But then it has two martinis cheering. Yes. And then the devil with the no sign over it. And then. It says Warnkey Ministries. And then Warnke's Ministries. But yeah, I really love the little... So no drugs, but yes, cheers, martini. Well, as we'll hear today. Yeah, a little bit. Or is the martinis included in the what is supposed to be crossed out. That's what I thought. It was confusing that the X wasn't over the martinis. Like, you know what I mean? Like no drugs or martinis, |
| 2:19.0 | but it's like no drugs. Cheers, everyone. Yeah, it looks like no drugs. Dry martinis are allowed |
| 2:25.0 | in judging by what, are those olives? He likes him dirty, which we already knew. And then, |
| 2:31.2 | no Satan. And it's just got a little, just a little X over. Yeah, just some clip art with a line through it. Damn. Wait, what does the, does the sleeve say something? No, that was my sleeve. Oh, I was like, they got sleeve print. He's really up to his game. No, that's my sleeve. But yeah, I got to, this is give me one of my new, add it to the rotation. Oh, what does it have on the front? Anything? It's totally black. |
| 2:53.4 | Yeah, just solid. |
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