Episode 376 - The Whole Foods Rage

Ross Patterson Revolution!

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🗓️ 14 June 2019

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Ross and Jessie discuss the parking lot rage at Whole Foods, why the box office is having it's worst year in 20 years, Jon Stewart's amazing Congressional speech for 9/11 victims, and why USA Women's soccer is better than the men's team. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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0:00.0	It's time.
0:02.0	The Ross is the time.
0:03.0	Ladies and gentlemen,
0:07.0	welcome to the Ross
0:10.0	Patterson Revolution
0:15.0	brought to you by Ghost bed.
0:20.0	com. God! James, what's your favorite store in the world?
0:34.1	What's your favorite grocery store in the world?
0:36.4	Grocery store?
0:37.4	Yeah.
0:38.4	Whole foods.
0:39.4	Yeah.
0:40.4	Can you explain to me why at a Whole Foods everybody treats the parking lot like we're in a like a third world country?
0:51.0	What do you mean? Driving in there the anger, the rage, the
0:56.9	desperation. It's as if like they're gonna run out of food. Oh yeah.
1:03.0	Something happens.
1:04.6	And ours here has, I don't know, maybe 10, 15 cars in it, right?
1:10.4	I got the old, like, I'm coming out of the parking lot there's a million open spots there like a million I got the old
1:21.5	What did you do? I just pulled out. I just pulled out like into the street like she was clearly going to turn in and get a parking spot.
1:28.0	Right. It was just like, who cares right? No big deal. She was in some race for death against time or maybe it was the time of day that I went in because they switched the hot bar from breakfast to lunch.
1:43.9	She lost the shit inside of her body.
1:47.1	Again, rich white lady, you know,
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