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Adrift with Geoff Lloyd and Annabel Port

EPISODE 376 - The three hundred-and-seventy-sixth-episode

Adrift with Geoff Lloyd and Annabel Port

Geoff Lloyd/Annabel Port

Comedy

4.91.6K Ratings

🗓️ 15 January 2026

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

We're back, like Eminem in that song where he challenges you to guess who's back. But in this case it's us.

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0:00.0

Hello.

0:20.5

Okay, let's get into it. Okay, let's get into it.

0:24.2

Annabelle just told me she started buying unbranded marmite. Yeah, so I bought it mainly,

0:30.9

well, entirely actually, because it was cheaper. I needed some new marmite. And I looked at the

0:34.8

thing and it was, I don't know it was like four pound or something. I was, what, Marmire? It was, it was insane. And and I looked at the thing and it was like four pound or something I was what

0:38.0

marmine was four pounds it was it was insane and then I looked at the supermarket own brand and it was

0:43.2

half the price and I thought hello so I thought I'm going to try that I'm going to check so firstly

0:48.4

which superman I mean sainsbury's of course of course yes Sainsbury's own brand, Marm. Excuse me, Marmite. It's £2.50. Oh, yeah. That's a great. I mean, that looks like something you get during rationing. Well, let me tell you. Let me tell you. So I bought it entirely because it was cheaper, thinking, well, it's not going to be as good.

1:11.9

Hang on, I'm going to go.

1:25.5

So it's a pound cheap. No, I can find Marmite here for £2.85. That's a tiny jar as big as your fist. I need something more substantial than that. I'm not sure. I think, anyway, let's not get into that. Yeah.

1:27.2

Let's not get into Marmite prices right.

1:27.5

No.

1:44.6

So you've gone on to the horribly branded... Unbranded... Yes. Sainsbury's Marmite. They can't call it Yisdxract. Yeah, they can't call it Marmite. Which is pronounced Marmite because it's a little French pan, isn't it? Oh, stop it. No, it's not.

1:45.0

Isn't it?

1:45.9

Marmite.

1:46.8

I think so.

1:49.3

I think it's like a little pan.

1:51.6

Oh, well, that's certainly from my other British museum.

1:56.1

You may have heard usually I say these things quite confidently.

2:20.9

And I'm often wrong, but the reason you heard that hesitation in my voice says I'd just assumed you would have done some research into my mind. Not yet, but I will do quite thoroughly just in case you're wrong. So I thought it's just going to be cheaper, but it's not going to be as nice, but that's okay. That's the life I have to live now. But then I found when I put it on my toes, I did the usual very sparing, like almost not even like a layer.

2:27.5

It's more like a tiny sort of scraping of like just like getting the very, very top of it, like hardly any at all.

2:32.5

Because I find that Marmite makes me incredibly ratty because it's so salty and salt makes me ratty.

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