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Cognitive Dissonance

Episode 376: Habeas Humor

Cognitive Dissonance

Tom Curry

Comedy

4.84.4K Ratings

🗓️ 4 September 2017

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

This week Tom and Cecil discuss recent news about Nazi tactics, Catholic Archbishops, and ugly liberal women. Tom applies to become the Uganda Porn Detector, and the guys have Charone from the Podcast Habeas Humor on the show! You can find her work below. http://habhumor.libsyn.com/ https://www.facebook.com/habeashumor/ https://twitter.com/habeashumor The guys also appear on Poorly Summarized, this week. You can find that episode below: http://www.poorlysummarized.com/96 Stories covered in episode: Porn detector to combat 'lesbianism & defilement' in Uganda Woman, 25, believed to be the victim of cannibals in South Africa who were arrested after one of them walked into a police station holding an arm and a leg and said he had lost the taste for human flesh Dave Daubenmire Launches Hurricane Relief Effort To Teach People To 'Depend On God, Not On The Government' Lance Wallnau: The Left Is Using 'Nazi Tactics' And 'Basic Voodoo Hypnotism' To Demonize Trump Wayne Allyn Root: All Liberal Women Are Ugly Catholic Archbishop: 'I'd Rather Go to Prison Than Report Child Abuse to Police' Other content: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2D5148rRIkw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72n18ZgMw2k https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvWQBb2U-R0 https://youtu.be/IZDYhQ4UAnA

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0:00.0

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0:02.4

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0:11.6

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0:19.3

Be advised that this show is not for children the faint of heart or the easily offended

0:24.9

The explicit tag is there for a reason

0:30.0

Recording live from glory old studios in Chicago this is cognitive dissonance every episode we blast anyone who gets in our way

0:59.8

We bring critical thinking skepticism and irreverence to any topic that makes the news makes it big or makes us mad

1:08.0

It's skeptical. It's political and there is no welcome at this is episode 376 of cognitive distance a little later on today

1:19.2

We're going to be joined by Sharon from the habeas humor podcast

1:23.6

But before we get to that I want to mention that at the end of the show we are going to be addressing the numerous emails and concerns and

1:33.4

Please and baggings and pleatings from the

1:38.1

Interview that we had last week with Michael Wood Jr

1:41.6

You know there were a lot of things that were set on that interview that we were unprepared

1:45.7

And also there's another there's a bulk of that interview the sound with the connection that we had

1:51.7

Um

1:52.5

We sometimes lost him and then there was also sometimes that like his voice would like dip so we missed some things

1:58.5

So while I was editing and I was like he said what so like there's a little bit of stuff in there that we have to address

2:03.7

So many we want to talk about that stay tuned to the end of the show. We're going to talk about that

2:07.6

But first see so we've got some stories. Yeah, we do. Let's let's check that this from the Joe my god blog

2:14.2

scam van jellicles I like that turn pretty good. I like that. It's hard to write. I don't know that you I that would be a difficult

2:21.2

The way this is written that would be a difficult spelling B word. I it right. Yeah, use it in a sentence Jim Baker

2:27.0

Yeah, it's not a sentence, but it works actually it's fine

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