This is an I-Heart podcast.

Guaranteed Human.

I'm Major Elvis Newton.

I've been made to look like a jackass on the Phil Henry show.

And yet here I stand before you, helping Mr. Henry sell subscriptions to his website.

That is about as low as it gets.

I am the head of a citizen's auxiliary police arm.

Now look up the term citizens' auxiliary. You'll see respectable men and women doing the work

of assisting the police. In our case, we not only assist the police, but we also double-checked

their work. Because we're no one's, as you

all out there like to say, okay, I'll indulge in it. We're nobody's bunk, okay? Major Newton.

It's okay, Jay. Well, it's just... It's all right. So, in assisting Mr. Henry,

I'd like you to know to get a backstage pass. It's a subscription to his website. And on that website are hours and hours and hours, they tell me, of his Radio Hall of Fame. Is that right? Yes. Okay. Radio Hall of Fame show. Hours and hours of his podcasts feature. Look at it right here. There's my name, right? Well, yeah, because you're part of this.

Major Elvis Newton.

Oh, God. Where you going? I can't. Get a backstage, but Major Newton just walked out, Mr. Henry. That's right. Get a backstage past the world famous Phil Henry's show. And you hear me, yeah. Jay Sanis of the Citizens Uxbury Police. also Major Elvis Newton, and a host in Poe Perry of all kind of different people.

It's fun.

It's the most fun you can have with your clothes on, you know?

You know what I mean about that?

That's great.

Old line, Jay.

Old line.

You going?

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