All right, should we get to our sexy story this week?

Ladies, gentlemen, you cannot unsuck that dick.

It was hot.

It was really quite something.

Do you like when someone else makes me moan?

Do not show up looking like you slept in your clothes, in your car.

There is nothing sexier than getting railed by two dudes at the same time.

I'll just say that.

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back from Detroit, Michigan, our first time going to Michigan together. I hadn't been there in like 20 years. I was there once for a concert and I literally flew in, went to the concert, slept for like five hours and flew out. So I didn't really, I've never visited Detroit. It was a cute city. I liked it. We stayed in the downtown area. There were lots of nice restaurants. We went to this amazing place for brunch. And somehow we ended up in Canada.

Yeah, it was, yeah, I mean, we found a couple of hidden gems there for sure and took like a six minute fucking drive over the border and went into Canada for a little bit to Windsor.

It was kind of funny to be able to do it, just kind of go over, spend 45 minutes, come on back.

Yeah.

You know, we met our friends for lunch and then that was it.

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