Episode 375 - How To Con A King
Florida Men on Florida Man
Wayne McCarty
4.9 • 783 Ratings
🗓️ 13 May 2026
⏱️ 83 minutes
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Summary
Florida man orchestrated one of history's most audacious frauds in the 1820s by inventing "Poyais," a fictional Central American nation.
On this episode, Josh Mills and Wayne McCarty are joined by the host of FMOFM's children's show, "The Sunny Coast Clubhouse," Payton Ward! The crew covers wild Florida Man headlines, blind presentations, and a direct sequel to last week's story.
Headlines include: Florida woman drives big truck over Lamborghini and doesn't notice; Florida woman gets arrested for telling cops her name is Donald Duck.
On mic: Josh Mills, Wayne McCarty, Payton Ward
Each week, the Florida Men on Florida Man podcast blends comedy with the fascinating legends, lore, and history of the wildest state in the Union: Florida.
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| 0:00.0 | Recorded in front of a live studio audience. |
| 0:25.7 | Welcome to Florida Mint on Florida Man with Josh Mills and Wayne McCarty. |
| 0:54.7 | The podcast where Floridians discuss the legends and lore and all the crazy stories that always seem to take place here in the sunshine state of Florida. Payton, that's a new intro. I don't know if you've been able to listen to the show. I didn't want to talk, so I was like I knew it was new. I was trying to bait both of you guys. Can I get you to stumble? Well, he adds a new word each time. Oh, he just keeps going. Pretty soon it's going to be a whole monologue. It's going to be like seven minutes. |
| 0:55.5 | I think so. |
| 0:56.3 | That's cool. |
| 0:57.0 | Hey, |
| 0:58.4 | if you left Sunday Coast Clubhouse, |
| 1:09.9 | the voice you're hearing might sound familiar. Or it might not. Peyton Ward. That shows for kids. Only, right? It is. Yeah, so you shouldn't be listening. If you're a grown-up listening to that show, stop right now. |
| 1:10.2 | Please. |
| 1:11.4 | Yeah, that's weird. |
| 1:12.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:13.3 | Peyton, how are you? |
| 1:14.5 | I'm so good. |
| 1:11.5 | Yeah. Please. |
| 1:12.0 | It's inappropriate. |
| 1:13.3 | Peyton, how are you? |
| 1:27.6 | I'm so good. Yeah. So good to see you all. It's good to see you. And we, you said, you wanted us to call you Peyton 2.0 fully loaded. Why is that? Yeah. Sorry. Yeah. I was thinking like since it's 27 now, new year new me. |
| 1:29.9 | Is it? |
| 1:30.3 | You're ahead of year? |
| 1:31.1 | You're in a different time? I figured we could just keep it pushing. Yeah, let's do it, bro. Yeah, we're still. You got to claim it. We're still 2026 around here. In this episode, in order to do trends upcoming for 2027. Yeah. Come on. Lunders for 27. Oh, I like that. Predictions for 28. Oh, end of the world for sure. |
| 1:47.7 | Yeah. Come on. Our calendars for 27. Oh, I like that. |
| 2:00.7 | Predictions for 28. Oh, end of the world for sure. Yeah. Now, you got some mom news. It's a bit that you do called mom news. Mom news. Yeah. And you update us on mom news. So go ahead. I'll let you. Yeah, mom news. Here's my recent searches of just today alone. Okay. |
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