Hello. This is Mordecai, Mosha, Silverberg, Goldstein, Platinum, or Witz.

War correspondent for JNS and Jewish Telegraph

Agency. and Jewish Telegraph agency. I am here on the Yale Quad

where for days

pro-Hammasso protesters have been a sailing avanted institutions with rifles, tanks,

and bombs of words threatening myself

and the many other sensitive young lands at this anti-semitism varsity.

I fear for my life, my safety, my education, and my kippa, which has been knocked off by the

loaviating crowd yelling at me to please put my penis back in my pants but it's warm out and my

wheat is sweaty and I don't want to make my trousers deigned.

What's that? I can try that again.

Oh God. I really didn't know how to end that.

I'm doing what you're going to show

Jeff Jeff R Ruyxner.

Come here.

I really didn't know how to end that. Yeah, I was really excited to see a year ago.

Platinum Burg!

Platinum.

I thought it was Platinum Wits.

Platinum Wits.

Well, we're waiting. This this is a thing people are always like

brace you know so much about god when's what's the society people send them people say that to me in private

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