Hey, shitheads, bigle busers, bingleberries, window liquors, whatever you are, it's time for talking

shit, talking shit. I don't know why I was saying. This Thursday I'm in Scottsdale

Arizona. Tempee Scottsdale at Stand Up Live. I'm doing one show.

Shitheads, please get out to this show. It's so important that

you come to this show. It's Thursday night. I promise I'll fucking party with you all night. I will. I'm

driving there. I'm bringing my dogs, they're

staying in the hotel with me. I got a designated driver who is a pregnant woman.

Yeah, it's going to be a fun night.

So get your tickets at stand up live.com or whatever it's called.

I don't know, I just made that website up.

Just go to Eddie Ift.com and that'll like point you in the right direction.

Google knows everything too. You can always try Google. I love when people write me like,

hey, when are you coming to, I don't know, Google it.

Google will tell you. In the words of Kenny Hunter. When are you coming to, I don't know, Google it,

Google will tell you.

In the words of Kenny Hotts,

look at the corner of Google and search.

Next, then the following week, following week, we are doing the LA Podcast Festival.

We have not heard from any of you that are coming.

I would like you to start talking about it on Twitter, on Facebook, all this shit. I need to know who's coming. We need to see what level we're going to take. We've got a lot of ideas for Jason, if he's to do any I don't know you know he's got a

bartending job Jason's a bartender now yeah how cool is? And it's gonna get ugly.

What's the over under on how long he keeps that job?

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