Folks, it's Phil Henry for the world famous Phil Henry show.

I wanted to very humbly tell you that if you are seeking the entry point of happiness, if you'd like to know, where does happiness live, how do I find it? All you need is less than $10 for a month, less than $7 a month, and what do you look at at, Margaret? That is very tasteless, you know. Yeah, Mr. I thought it was good. Wasn't bad. It's tasteless about it. the entry point of happiness, and it'll cost you less than 10th...

I don't bad. It's tasteless about it. The entry point of happiness, and it'll cost you less than 10th. I don't know. Thank you very much for screwing up the promo. Well, Phil, that is cynical of you. Do you want to be happy? It'll cost you less than 10. It's almost like, yeah, you're some guy out in the street. Come on in and see the girls take their pants off.

That is.

That's it right there.

It was great.

He said, that it. Wait, wait a minute, wait a minute. Tell him not to... Welcome. It's the World Famous Phil Hendry Show. It's Monday. Some things never change. Get a backstage pass to the World Famous Phil Hendry show. listen to our Hall of Fame show, listen to our podcasts,

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value online other than porn. Now, I want to, Don?

Yeah, what are you doing? I'm doing the pre-show.

Well, Don, just tell me what the complaint is.

The complaint every year now, Phil, on the anniversary of this earthquake that was frightening

for everyone. Now, I know that you have, you seem to walk around with, like, your badass or something.

Mr. Henry's lived through a lot of earthquakes and I never scared him.

Yes, they have. They've scared the hell out of me.

Well, you sure don't show it. I mean, you're, you talk around, well, I went to this earthquake and that earthquake, and I sat under the thing, and I did too, Phil. I lived through earthquakes, too. You told me last year, Don, that you were, because of drugs and alcohol, you don't remember any of them. When did I tell you that? You told me that on the air. Oh, Don, you did. You said that because of the drug and alcohol problem you had...

Do you realize that I'm anchoring news at Channel 19?

I'm a respected news anchor in this town, and you guys are making me...

You guys are making me sound like some kind of a queer.

Hey, welcome, folks.

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