Phil Henry here for the world famous Phil Henry Show merch store at Phil Hendry Show.com.

We got some new stuff for you guys. We have the General Galen Shaw Army cap. We have the General Galen Shah Army fatigues. So if you want to go around, you know... And you want to look like General Shaw. You're not going to look like me, but you can dress like me. Yeah, you can dress like General Shaw. Go on over to our website and go to the merch store.

There's the new Chris Norton bathrobe.

This is something that a lot of people have been asking for. Oh, you're kidding. No, I'm not. This is the Chris Norton bathrobe, probably something that he wears around the set after he's done with a sex scene, and he's behind the camera, seeing how things line up. He's probably in his Chris Norton, Norton Splodes, bathrobe.

Check it out.

Get it.

Here's the Teds of Beverly Hills. the camera, seeing how things line up. He's probably in his Chris Norton, Norton Splodes

bathrobe. Check it out. Get it. Here's the Teds of Beverly Hills Honolulu shirt. This is a

beautiful Hawaiian shirt with the Teds of Beverly Hills Honolulu logo on it. We also have the

Ted's of Beverly Hills, the original Teds of Beverly Hills bowling jersey. It's kind of a new

design, too. It's a blue on white. And also, of course, the Teds of Beverly Hills bowling jersey. It's kind of a new design too. It's a blue-on-white. And also, of course, the Ted's of Beverly Hills bowling jersey. It's kind of a tuck-in job, man. Then we have the Ted's of Beverly Hills Ladies' Bowling Jersey and all of the other great gear from Ted's of Beverly Hills, including his chef's coat and chef's hat, so on and so forth and like that.

Bozo's Pepp Pills T-shirts from the Milwaukee Lion broadcasts, all kinds of Bozo's Pep Pill T-shirts. You got to grab one of those. There's the Dark Horse tank top. You know, we've got the Dark Horse sweatshirt. Now we have the Dark Horse tank top, both for men and for the ladies. The Bradley Military Academy cadet shirt, the Citizens Auxbury Police Flair Drop team,

the Dark Horse Smart Beach hoodie.

Baby, it goes on and on and on.

Go to the Phil Henry Show website.

Go to our merch store.

It's all there for you guys and all kinds of stuff that I'm not even mentioning right now.

Starting with, of course, our shock glasses, our coffee mugs.

We have a beer stein. we have a computer mouse pad, we got the Phil Henry Show T-shirt, Phil Henry Show hats,

the Phil and Brea T-shirt. It's a never-ending parade of joy, fun, and frivolity, bud.

Yeah, it's frivolity, it's frivolous. It's not frivolous. It's frivolity. It's frivolity. Oh's frivolous. It's not frivolous.

It's frivolity.

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