Episode 373 - GenZ vs Millennials vs Sink holes

Florida Men on Florida Man

Wayne McCarty

Comedy, History

4.9 • 783 Ratings

🗓️ 30 April 2026

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Summary

Sinkholes are the danger we all thought quicksand would be. Alachua County knows this all to well. FMOFM brings you the horrific tales submitted by the people who were ignored by the Government.

On this episode, Josh Mills and Wayne McCarty cover your favorite Florida Man headlines before being joined by showrunner Luke West for a "Five Minute Film Review" of the latest biopic, Michael. The crew then faces off in a "Millennial vs. Gen Z" quiz to decide, once and for all, which generation reigns supreme.

For the main story, they dive into sinkholes and the destruction they've caused across Florida, with a special focus on Alachua County. Stick around after the credits for the next installment of their table read of the '90s action classic Point Break.

Headlines include: Florida teenagers facing charges after driving a lawn mower into Target; Group of teens stage "speedruns" inside the Church of Scientology while secretly mapping its headquarters.

On mic: Josh Mills, Wayne McCarty, Emily Grabill, Jesse Nieman, Luke West

Each week, the Florida Men on Florida Man podcast blends comedy with the fascinating legends, lore, and history of the wildest state in the Union: Florida.

Learn more at www.fmofm.com
Support the show at www.patreon.com/fmofmpodcast

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0:00.0	Recorded in front of a live studio audience.
0:05.9	Way down upon the Swanee River, far, far away.
0:13.8	That's where my heart is yearning never, home where the old folks stay.
0:25.5	Welcome to Florida Mint on Florida Man with Josh Mills and Wayne McCarty.
0:36.3	The podcast where Floridians discuss the legends and lore and crazy stories that always seem to take place in Florida. Leave it to Luke to be goofy on the intro
0:42.2	because it's his birthday
0:44.5	celebration
0:46.2	you got a lot of spinach you got a birthday celebration
0:49.5	okay we ordered Luke a gift two months ago on his actual birthday
0:53.2	but it was so limited edition. Right. So rare. Josh, my birthday. Go ahead. Okay. Josh's Mike. Oh, we just lost Josh for us. Sorry, Josh. When's my birthday?
1:06.7	19th, April 19th. Oh, so close, but no. April 17th. No, March. March. Yeah. Well, when we say April, we mean March. You should know us by now. It's not that. It's just you go two months ago and you go April. Well, let me tell you something. I don't know what month it is now. I put all the birthdays in a separate calendar and then I forgot the passport to that calendar. Josh doesn't upgrade to Gorgarian calendar yet. Oh, that makes sense. He's still on the Aztec.
1:30.9	He's on the-I'm on the ranch. I'm on the ranch. It came with a hidden valley calendar I bought. It's really sluggish. 2005 ranch of the month. Well, the gift came in. What's this month? Let's Rcha ranch oh shirotra ranch sounds good dude that sounds
1:49.1	really good yeah dude there's an r i'm not getting in this argument again sorry it's s r i
1:55.9	yeah you say s free racha you sound like your mouth's full of Saracha right now. Yes. Happy birthday, Luke.
2:02.2	Now, Luke, open that present in front of you.
2:03.8	So audio listeners, I have a box in front of me.
2:06.4	A box covered in paper.
2:07.2	It was paid for by Patreon listeners.
2:10.7	What's in the box?
2:12.2	What's in the box?
2:14.7	Wayne does a good Jimmy Kimmel as Brad Pitt saying, what's in the box. You can we do it real fast? Yeah. Yeah, please. What's in the box? Oh, my. Jimmy Kimmel as Brad Pitt. I would say the box, I mean, it's almost a perfect cube, I'd say. Thank you for saying. We've got a lot of money on the gift box. would say it weighs about just getting a shot two pounds of just
2:36.9	the worst box i've ever seen curl it can you curl it um it's from snow north okay well don't spoil it
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