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The World of Phil Hendrie

Episode #3713 The New Phil Hendrie Show

The World of Phil Hendrie

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.62.2K Ratings

🗓️ 12 February 2026

⏱️ 27 minutes

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Steve Dooley has fathered a child in the upper Peninsula of Michigan. Or has he? Bobby and Steve Dooley report today. Ted Bell doesn’t wanna talk about his failed restaurant efforts in DC Honolulu and Miami Beach.Sign up for a Backstage Pass and enjoy Hours of exclusive content, Phil's new podcast, Classic podcasts, Bobbie Dooley's podcasts, special live streaming events and shows, and oh so very much more…

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Hey, everybody, it's Ted Bell here at Teds of Beverly Hills, and I want to tell you that the world famous Phil Henry Show merch store features the great Ted's of Beverly Hills. Merchindice, we're very proud to have it there in the Phil Henry show. Merch store. Phil's caused me some problems down to the years. I think we're all very familiar with those. And tonight he wants to talk about the fact that we used to have a place called Ted's of Honolulu and Ted's of Miami Beach. You know this. And Phil wants to kind of stick it in and break it off, and it's okay.

0:23.6

It's all right. I'm not angry. I'm not angry with them all. I'm very, very happy that Phil keeps in the birth store. Our Ted to Beverly Hills Shep's coat, we have the Ted's of Beverly Hills Shep's hat. We have the Ted's of Beverly Hills bowling shirts.

0:34.6

We got a lot of stuff there, okay?

0:36.0

So when Phil comes along and he says, hey, Ted, remember when you had Ted's of Beverly Hills in D.C got a lot of stuff there, okay? So when Phil comes along and he says,

0:37.5

Hey, Ted, remember when you had Ted's of Beverly Hills in D.C. and the D.C. sniper, you know, kind of, okay, Ted, I mean, we're doing the best we can for you, all right? Yeah, yeah, it's the best. Hey, let's go to Ted's of Beverly Hills in Georgetown. Oh, wait a minute. There's a sniper loose. Get a backstage, no, go to a merch store first to get the world famous Phil Henry show and Ted's of Beverly Hills chef's coat and the Ted's of Beverly Hills hat and the Ted's of Beverly Hills. And forget that he ever had a place in D.C. Georgetown and the D.C sniper. Goddain. Ted, watch the language if you don't mind. Yeah, okay. So go to our merch store, get Ted stuff, get Bobby Dooley stuff, you can get Steve Bozell stuff, you can get Jay Santos at the Citizens, Auxury Police stuff, you can get Margaret Gray stuff uh lots of stuff man to be had in our merch

1:28.5

store and it's all there for you guys so pick it up and uh and wear your patronage of the world

1:33.5

famous phil henry show very very proudly out there in the world out on the street where everybody

1:37.8

can look at you and go uh-huh ha ha ha you know get the tote bag the margaret gray tote bag and people

1:43.2

will be jealous jealous jealous, okay?

1:47.0

The world famous Phil Henry Show or merch store at Phil Hendry Show.com.

1:50.0

It's the greatest value online other than porn.

1:52.0

Shut up.

1:53.0

And welcome, everyone.

1:58.0

This is the world famous Phil Henry show.

2:00.0

I'm Margaret Greig. Don't forget to get your tote bag, your Margaret Grey tote bag, in the merch store.

2:05.6

What's that?

2:06.6

What's that about she's used... How about getting... What about me? What about some General Shaw merch?

2:12.6

What do you want to have?

2:13.6

I don't know. How about a General Shoe?

2:16.6

Jackstrapped? I didn't say jockstrapped. Okay, General Shaw, that's something that's a meeting we can take at some later time, if you don't mean. Oh, okay. Take that meeting later time. I'll take that meeting. Yeah. You know, I like that. You take a meeting in Hollywood the same way you might take a... Take a what? Nothing? Yeah, take a pool cue or something. Take a pool cue. All right. Anyway, welcome. It's the Phil Henry Show here at PhilHenry Show.com and elsewhere, man. Listening to us, wherever you're listening to us, we're really, really grateful for that. and we love you for that. we have ted bell on the line as well ted uh... sorry i we were gonna jump right in with you and you know you heard people talking about merch well you know i i don't blame people talking about merchville we were very proud to have the merchandise in the world famous bill and borkman show store and we certainly hope that at some point in the future people that will that. You know, as I've said to you earlier, when people say, well, what about Ted's of Beverly Hills,

3:13.3

and we say, Ted's of Beverly Hills, Ted's of Beverly Hills, Ted's of Beverly Hills.

3:17.3

And I had Bud Dickman there the other day we were having lunch when, hey, what about Ted's of Beverly Hills in Honolulu?

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