Episode 371 - The Emoji Movie (Live in New York)

We Hate Movies

WHM Entertainment

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.7 • 4.9K Ratings

🗓️ 7 August 2018

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Recorded live at the Abrons Art Center on the Lower East Side of Manhattan— Part of the 2018 NYC Podfest.

On this week's Summer Vacation Live, the gang chats about the abhorrent, feature-length commercial for a keyboard add-on you can download for free, The Emoji Movie! How does time pass in the twisted Emoji realm known as, ugh, Textopolis? How come Sir Pooptrick Stewart didn't have a bigger role? And why in the world, after meeting him in person, would anyone hire T.J. Miller for anything? PLUS: Returning for its second season this fall, it's the beloved television classic that took the nation by storm, the one and only— wait, what's that? Oh, never mind. Hey, everyone, Alex, Inc. was cancelled after 10 episodes!

The Emoji Movie stars Patrick Stewart, James Corden, Anna Faris, Maya Rudolph, Steven Wright, Jennifer Coolidge, Christina Aguilera, Sofia Vergara, Rachael Ray, Sean Hayes, Jeff Ross, and—last, and certainly least— T.J. Miller; directed by Tony Leondis.

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0:00.0	This is a head gum podcast.
0:09.9	This is another official low ticket announcement for the great city of Baltimore and its beautiful
0:14.4	surrounding areas because guess what gang?
0:16.8	This goddamn cobrashow is just about sold out.
0:19.1	And it's just about to happen and yeah, a beautiful surrounding area is like Philadelphia
0:22.8	and Washington DC which will sadly not be able to get to this place.
0:26.4	Places in Virginia you can come.
0:27.9	Oh absolutely.
0:29.0	Oh you can come if please come from wherever.
0:31.9	Well I was telling the guys before absolutely no Virginians.
0:36.6	Oh really?
0:37.7	Yeah but then we're abandoning it okay.
0:39.5	No no no Steve Bannon it.
0:42.3	Steve convinced me otherwise.
0:44.4	Oh okay you said.
0:45.4	I reminded him about the Jamestown colony.
0:47.4	Yeah it's pretty exciting.
0:49.0	You know it's too bad we never found any of those people.
0:52.0	No that's Roanoke.
0:53.4	Oh right what happened?
0:54.4	Jamestown they fucking ate each other right?
0:56.4	I think Jamestown we just figured out.
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