Episode 371 - Gator On The Loose!

Ross Patterson Revolution!

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🗓️ 3 June 2019

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Ross and Jessie discuss an alligator that has taken over our neighborhood, how amazing Heather Locklear was in her prime before the psych ward, the "impossible burger" craze, why Urkle and Screech can't recover, and the 3rd anniversary of Harambe passing. RIP. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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0:00.0	A ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross.
0:07.0	Welcome to the Ross!
0:10.0	Patterson Revolution!
0:15.0	brought to you by Ghost Bend.
0:20.0	Go spend.com. Coe!
0:27.0	Oh, there's a gator on the loose in the neighborhood. A gator on the loose in the neighborhood.
0:32.0	A gator, James? I know. Come on! It's so small. Is it? Is it small? It's pretty small. Like when you think of gator, like a Gator. It's four feet.
0:44.0	It's four feet is what it is, Japes. Okay. So, I mean I can go out and punch it.
0:49.5	I feel like I could go punch that Gator in the face.
0:51.7	Yeah. I do, fuck man, we've got a crazy story on drinking bros about a guy stabbing an
0:56.3	alligator with a kitchen knife.
0:58.0	Look, you can say whatever you want at home until that problem comes to your front door you
1:04.9	don't know what you'd do. Right. What I do know is this after the hurricane there was a
1:10.4	rumor going around that there was an alligator loose in our neighborhood and that it had driven it out of the swamps of wherever and now it's in the neighborhood.
1:21.0	And I thought it was an old wives tale you know really? I took uh I took my my son my boy my brethren
1:30.7	The the boy who came from my loins.
1:35.0	Your son, it's not your brother.
1:37.0	No, my brethren.
1:38.0	Your brethren?
1:40.0	My boy who came from my loins.
1:44.0	Not sure if you're using that right.
1:45.0	I feel like I am.
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