Episode 370 - Armageddon

We Hate Movies

WHM Entertainment

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.7 • 4.9K Ratings

🗓️ 31 July 2018

⏱️ 116 minutes

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Summary

On this week's season finale, the gang brings the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza, and season eight, to a close with a discussion about one of the most ridiculous disaster movies of the 1990s, Armageddon! What's with this totally pointless Charlton Heston prologue? Why not just train astronauts to use a drill? And why does Rockhound need to be horny all the time? PLUS: Not even Frasier Crane could escape the dreaded Animal Cracker epidemic of 1998!

Armageddon stars Bruce Willis, Billy Bob Thornton, Ben Affleck, Liv Tyler, Will Patton, Steve Buscemi, William Fichtner, Owen Wilson, Michael Clarke Duncan, Peter Stormare, Keith David, Jason Isaacs, and Liev Schreiber; directed by Michael Bay.

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0:00.0	This is a head gum podcast.
0:04.0	Hey, with the summer.
0:07.0	Now on today's program, speaking of final shit, it's the season finale of We Hate Movies.
0:12.0	We're talking about a real rotten one. It's Armageddon, I'm Andrew Jupin.
0:16.0	Steven Zadak. Chris Kavin.
0:18.0	Erick Siska. And We Hate Movies.
0:20.0	What were you doing?
0:22.0	I'm too hot!
0:53.0	Hello, everyone. Welcome to the Fine Program.
0:55.0	Thank you for tuning in. As always, like we mentioned up top, it's Armageddon from 1998, directed by Mr. Michael Bay.
1:03.0	We've been down this road before with Michael Bay.
1:05.0	Oh my god.
1:06.0	It's the Michael Bayest of all the Michael Bayes.
1:08.0	This is the most Michael Bay movie of them all, I feel.
1:11.0	This is the one.
1:12.0	We did five of these fuckers last year.
1:14.0	Oh, right.
1:15.0	We've been on a bay break.
1:17.0	A beautiful bay break.
1:18.0	We've been directed every single one of those transforms.
1:20.0	Yeah, every single one of them.
1:21.0	Ding Dong, one of them.
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