Episode 37: The Zombie Apocalypse is Upon Us

Last Podcast On The Left

The Last Podcast Network

True Crime, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.6 • 55K Ratings

🗓️ 16 February 2015

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

You've read the story of the face-eating man, now hear all the alarming facts surrounding the case! From the rash of mysterious happenings around Florida in the surrounding areas to the extreme effects of snorting bath salts, LPOTL is delving into the world of real-life zombies for your frightening pleasure.

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0:00.0	There's no place to escape to.
0:03.0	This is the last talk.
0:05.0	On the left.
0:07.0	That's when the cannonball is started.
0:12.0	What was that?
0:13.0	All right.
0:16.0	Welcome to the last talk.
0:20.0	Guys, I'm a lot to everybody.
0:21.0	Warning.
0:22.0	Warning.
0:23.0	I know we usually do comedy, but this is not all serious episode.
0:26.0	The major epidemics going on from 516 to 527, it appears the azambita apocalypse is upon us.
0:32.0	The end times has begun, ladies and gentlemen, get your pitchforks, get into your basements.
0:37.0	Stop making love.
0:39.0	Stop making love.
0:40.0	Hug your wife.
0:41.0	Don't only hug her.
0:42.0	Don't ever ensue.
0:43.0	Leave your wife and make love to the woman that you wanted to your whole life.
0:46.0	You know what I'm saying?
0:47.0	You might be a zombie already.
0:48.0	Yeah, you don't know.
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