Miss Fit Toys.

Study at the World's Only Film School dedicated entirely to comedy.

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If I had had that, I would have gone there.

I'm just saying I would have gone there.

So I would encourage you to be like the hypothetical me.

Harold Raimus, film school.

How cool is that?

From the Jill Schwartz Memorial Library

here in the wilds of Connecticut, this is obscure.

The podcast in which I read, Judei Obscure, out loud and comment on it as I go.

My name is Michael Ian Black and oh the joys I am feeling today.

The joys. I'll tell you why it's a rainy day here in the wild of Connecticut. My favorite kind of day because the rain is basically saying to you

It's okay Michael. You don't have to do anything today. That's well. That's what it's saying to me

Michael. It's raining it's saying to me. Michael, it's raining. You can't be expected to do anything. And so I listen to that voice and I haven't done a goddamn thing today.

Strictly speaking, that's not true.

Here's what I've been doing.

And if any of you are cops out there,

let me tell you something, you better turn this off because I'm going to end up incriminating myself

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