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The Amelia Project

Episode 37 - Mateo

The Amelia Project

Philip Thorne

Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Comedy Fiction

4.71.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 May 2021

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

“Oh, wow, that is a... very small gun.” Episode 37, Season 3. With Julia Morizawa, Julia Thorne, Josh Callahan, Lory Martinez, Federico Trujillo, Alex Scott Fairley, Andrei Zayats, James Carney, Jessie Baade AKA Mama Bang Bang, Benjamin Noble, Torgny Aanderaa, Erin King, Jordan Cobb and Sarah Golding. Written by Oystein Brager. Story editing by Philip Thorne. Directed by Philip Thorne and Oystein Brager. Sound design by Fredrik Baden and Dominic Hargreaves. Music by Fredrik Baden. Graphic design by Anders Pedersen. Mateo's embarrassing story was submitted by our listener and patron Tracy. The Amelia Project is an audio fiction series. We recommend starting at the beginning. Congratulations. You’ve reached the content warning. The Amelia Project is about death, mishaps, mayhem and misfortune. And cocoa. If you’re not comfortable with this, stop listening. Now. The Amelia Project is part of the Fable & Folly Network. Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partners Website: ameliapodcast.com Transcripts: ameliapodcast.com/transcripts Twitter: @amelia_podcast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ameliapodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Alvina, it's me. I've just discovered the most amazing thing. It's called shaker and

0:07.9

spoon, and it's a subscription cocktail service. I can learn how to make handcrafted cocktails

0:14.1

right here at the office. From now on, our Scrabble Knights will be even more fun. Every

0:20.2

box comes with enough ingredients to make three different cocktail recipes, developed

0:24.9

by world-class mixologists. All I need to do is by one bottle of that month's spirit,

0:30.9

and I have all I need to make 12 drinks at home. That's seven for me and five for you.

0:37.4

And it's just forty to fifty dollars per month, plus the cost of the bottle. That is

0:42.0

much cheaper than Voov Kiko, unless we get Joey and Salvatore to rate a van again, of

0:47.2

course. Oh, and you can skip or cancel boxes any time. My first shaker and spoon box just

0:54.2

arrived. What do you say we start our Scrabble session a bit early? I'm already shaking.

1:00.4

PS Alvina, if you want your own set, you can get twenty dollars off your first box at

1:07.3

shaker and spoon.com forward slash Amelia. Do you also want your Scrabble Knights to be

1:15.7

even more fun? Well, as an Amelia listener, you can simply visit shaker and spoon.com slash

1:22.3

Amelia, and you will get twenty dollars off any length subscription. The discount will

1:27.7

automatically be applied when you check out. Host your first Amelia listening party or

1:33.4

give a subscription to shaker and spoon as a gift to a friend or family member. Once

1:37.6

more, that's shaker and spoon.com slash Amelia.

1:45.8

Before we begin our show, we'd like to introduce you to another show, Superhuman Public Radio,

1:51.1

a comedic podcast about the news in a world filled with superheroes. Superhuman Public

1:56.3

Radio is the station you tune into to get deep personal stories about that giant robot

2:01.3

attacking the city, interviews with reformed supervillains and advice on how to fix your

2:06.5

animal themed supercar. It's a parody of podcasting and a love letter to comics all in one.

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