Episode 37: Erik Griffin and the Oily Poll

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All Things Comedy

Comedy, Society & Culture, Stand-up

4.8 • 15.6K Ratings

🗓️ 13 April 2016

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

Bobby is a bonafide diva. Khalyla's surgery is a borderline disaster. Erik Griffin lays down the law against the criminal-minded scum of the PC brigade. We talk soul mates, falsifying tv credits, and the deceit of Yoko...

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0:00.0	The 5 4 3. 3. 2. 1. 3. 2. 1. 3. 2. 1.
0:17.0	3. 2. 1.
0:21.0	N. N. N. N. N. N. N. N. N. N. N. N. N. N, no, no, knee.
0:23.1	Bobby Lee, Tiger Valley, we're back.
0:26.4	And I'm here with Gilbert, Pink Dick,
0:28.8	and my beautiful, beautiful Koloco.
0:31.5	With A-Cups. And she just had her surgery she got out a couple days ago and it was a
0:36.8	fucking nightmare of all fucking nightmare. Tell them what happened baby.
0:42.0	So the surgery itself went absolutely perfect.
0:47.0	As you guys already know, I have an existing heart condition.
0:52.0	And so the concern was that under anesthesia,
0:56.0	my heart would pop off, but it didn't.
0:59.7	However, 12 hours after surgery,
1:02.3	while I was in a recovery center my heart then decided it
1:06.0	wanted to pop off and so the paramedics were called 911 was called I was
1:10.6	transferred to UCLA Hospital and for 10 hours straight I was having back to back to back to back to back to back heart rhythms, dangerous rhythms. My heart rate was over 200. They couldn't get it back down. I was I was
1:24.8	sweating. I couldn't breathe. Basically a nightmare scenario. After that
1:29.7	because I have Kaiser Permanency insurance, they wanted me to transfer to the Kaiser right by my home
1:36.7	where I had my cardiologist and my surgeon on deck and who wanted me there. Instead, Kaiser being the fucking HMO
1:44.2	asshole that they are. Not everyone. No, this fucking Kaiser is a
1:49.4	fucking asshole. Not everyone in the establishment though. There are some good ones. My cardiologists are good. They send me to a Kaiser an hour away from home. They fucking unceremoniously dump me in an ER. Mind you, I had 10 hours of a heart episodes.
2:05.0	They don't hook me up to a monitor.
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