Episode 37: Dick Kidnappin'

The Patdown with Ms. Pat

Ms. Pat

Comedy

4.9 • 6.9K Ratings

🗓️ 24 December 2019

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Ms. Pat starts the show with a few of her impressions. She responds to the fake kidnapping of a young girl. Deon Curry and Chris Spangle explain pipe organs to her. She shares some insane stories about her uncles Anthony, Tony, and Stoney. A racist cop finds out he's 18% black and then sues his department for racism. Ms. Pat sends a racist text to White Boy Chris's sister in time to cause a ruckus at Christmas. She then outlines her survival strategy in a zombie apocalypse. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, it's white boy Chris.
0:01.1	If the Pat Downs ever made you laugh,
0:02.7	then join our Patreon and support us.
0:04.5	Get bonus content, a t-shirt, or an autograph copy of Rabbit,
0:08.0	Miss Pat's autobiography.
0:09.4	Visit misspatcomedy.com for the link to the Patreon
0:12.2	and while you're there, join our Facebook group.
0:14.0	Welcome to another episode of The Pat Down.
0:16.0	I'm here with my good friends every week.
0:18.1	I ain't gonna keep introducing these motherfuckers.
0:19.8	This is Chris.
0:20.6	That's Dion.
0:21.6	But anyway, oh, back was okay.
0:23.6	You know, black, white, whatever.
0:26.7	We're here with another episode.
0:27.9	We're talking about the young girl that got kidnapped.
0:30.9	Yeah, I knew I was diggin' issues when I seen it.
0:33.8	But I already knew it.
0:36.1	You came fooling me.
0:37.4	We're talking about some interests.
0:38.5	So they learned that I had an extra brother that didn't make it.
0:41.7	I have a brother, three brothers,
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