Phil Henry here for the world famous Phil Henry Show, Backstage Pass.

But today, I want to tell you about something else that's on our website.

Now, this is something you can access without having to have a backstage pass, but it will cost you.

And it is our merch store.

Go into our merch store, the Phil Henry Show merch store, and you just find on the tab there, on the menu, merch.

And quite frankly, it's pretty obvious. They don't even have to log in, Phil. It's right there. You know. All right, Ms. Gray. You don't have to gesticulate and everything. What do you mean, oh, get a load of you with the big word. She's not gesticulating, bud. She's waving the arms around. Me? Just go ahead, Margaret. Because if he didn't say something, Phil, I understand.

Back off, bud.

Yes, I am gesticulating to tell you about our backstage, not our backstage pet.

Margaret, you've butchered it alive.

Let me, Margaret, I know you're racing.

I'm just saying the merch store.

Yes, the merch store is something you can access without having to log in. That's what I wanted to say. Right. It's right there. The tab is right there on the homepage. Go to merch. Phil Embry Show merch is there. Everything from, well, Margaret, your little bird told me t-shirts. We have Elcott, the next step stuff. We have Jay Santos Citizens, Oxbury Police T-shirts. We got Bobby Dilley's Western Estates gear.

We have Tedcott the next step stuff. We have Jay Santo, Citizens, Oxbury Police T-shirts. We got Bobby Dilley's Western Estates gear. We have Ted Bell's very, very famous bowling shirts and the aprons and the all kinds of stuff that I don't really recall all of the stuff we have. I suppose if I had it pulled up here on the screen. Yeah, all you have to do is just read from the website. Okay, fine. God damn. You ought to have it ready to go. Let me get it here. I punch it up on the homepage here. Okay, so anyway, we have Ted's of Beverly Hills' chefs' coats. We have the Ted's at Beverly Hills' chefs' hats. We got Belmar Academy stuff for, you know, Verdon Dozier. This is the Belmar Academy

Football Jersey. Yes, the Belmar Academy football jersey. Let's see. Look at this. We have the

Barney's Roses. This is Barney's Roses from what? That's from the Milwaukee Lions games.

Right. Barney's Roses from Milwaukee Lion games. There's the Teds of Beverly Hills sweatshirts.

Here are all kinds of slaughterhouse, the slaughterhouse, which is, of course, also the Belmar Academy football team, slaughterhouse team, jerseys. Look at this. We've got the Don Mixa sweatshirt. We have the Milwaukee Lion sweatshirt. We've got All-Hale Elcott. We've got the dark horse sweatshirt from Jeff

Dowder. We've got, look at this. We've got the Citizens Ouxbury Police flare-drop jerseys, which are yellow and the silver. And then we have the regular Citizens' Auxiliary Police t-shirts. We've got lots of dark horse stuff. This just goes on. Look at this. Here's Bozo's Pep Pills. That's also the... Dead of Milwaukee Lions.

All right.

And we have, you know, a pulpery of marvelous things here. Here's Bozo's Pepp pills. That's also the... Dead, it's Milwaukee Lions. All right.

And we have, you know, a pulpery of marvelous things here. Get yourself into the merch store at PhilHenry Show.com. And buy yourself a little bit of merch. And that's just one half of the things we have at the merch store. There's also the cafe press side. It's Phil Hendry Show.com. the greatest value online other than porn and the greatest merch in the world, baby.

Welcome, baby.

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